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Business idea: cops, but without guns

nth for funposting and air raids

I jacked off to Littlesubgirl last night

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first for armageddon

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just bought a house and am gonna have a /cum/ party in it this weekend

OFFICIAL /CUM/ THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=klAdXQgKoLE

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Based

All asian food makes me hurl

>mfw actually good edition

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sounds cool, am i invited?

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Every party needs a designated driver.

arrest all women

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ALL of it? Even pho, the lightest "soup" known to man?

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have a mustache just like that

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Don't really like this nigga but I respect him for rating The Money Store 10/10

nothing but based

I HATE THIS MAN

Unofficial thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=HZVkJdQqNEQ

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so what is the deal with politics
i dont get it

am i right people

nah, just order an uber

Yes. I don't do raw meat

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Who?

business idea: Air AIDS

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sure you can cum. bring wendy and her buns wiht you
he still has a samurai sword...

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Soythony Boytano

tony montana

haha sash looks like pedro

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>just bought a house

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*applause*
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HE HATES DLISMH

Business idea: Stingrays with AIDS

great idea bud

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based indeed
thanks
kinda boring ngl
not my type of music, sorry
uhhh... ok sure?
nah, not really

>samurai sword
better bring my own heh...

just some fucking melon pay him no mind

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Who?

All great ideas.

based & redpilled post
wut? don't run away from him

poz me with covid

youtube.com/watch?v=ZoAyr9vJJQ4

the gif is unrelated scenely wise to the video
its from another bit where stan pretended to be an undercover woman
after the gif ends the bad guy smokes a cigarette and says
she disappeared.... like ghost
while stan is groaning on the pavement

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No worries, m8.
I'm under the impression that you only listen to metal.

what the fuck is life's problem.

Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum - Divorce Lawyers I Shaved my Head

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So is Minneapolis actually going to fire all their cops? Based if true

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No, that'd be fucking retarded.

nah, i listen mostly to metal but not only metal
i like all types of music really, but that type of acoustic guitar twigy twangy is most of the times not inetersting for me
i do like some stuff like this tho: youtube.com/watch?v=Qb59WCJTs_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=YYaGChm8RWw
life's a bitch, but you gotta handle it

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LIFES A MAN THATS WHY IT SUCKS SO MUCH

maybe

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youtu.be/f_fO3agEWbY

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woah, finally a man fucks me.

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are you implying that a woman fucked you
ew thats gross

i dont wanna handle it anymore
you handle it im gonna go take a break

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this vid makes me wanna do the gangnam style

SOUL...

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you have to tho
that's just how it is
sorry for what you're dealing with, i'm going through similar stuff

I can dig it.

cute :3 post it on your tiktok

lol no never

ive kissed them before but men kiss better desu.

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GROSS

i love rheum, aka sleep or eye gunk, but mostly when it's dried and hardened. i especially enjoy dusty (but only earth-based) places for this reason.
i find it extremely satisfying to remove a small pebble from the corner of my eye.

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EAST IS THE LEAST
WEST IS THE BEST

ooh yea i've been in here
visiting family in easton, they had this store some blocks away down a hill
their coffe ain't bad, and they sold some items i also liked

Based and south Jerseypilled

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For me, it's Sheetz

Women kiss like shit. They just give it to it. I want a rough aggressive smooch

>kissing women
wtf eww

what are you dealing with?
just to experiment when I was younger, pls forgive.

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POR TU MALDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITO AMOR

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lmao

the fuck kind of name is wawa?

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What is happening

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Best part of waking up, honestly

ewww creeps me out
personal stuff...

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you lads ever kiss other boys when you were teens just for a laugh?

slay all women who say daddy

>personal stuff...
ale break up with you? sad

Kissed a guy on the lips while out drinking because some girls wanted us to

>leave vape unit sitting untouched for an hour+
>go for some vapor
>battery dies
rooooo

fucking cringe post
I knooooow
but it helped me realize how much better boys are
yep lol
too personal?
and how does it relate to what im going through if you don't mind me asking

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i wish i was a fat katana wielding emo weeb who was in high school from 2008-2012 and played pokemon in the cafeteria

please stop arbys im saying it honestly

I feel bad for him.
He needs to take a HEMA course, or a fencing lesson.

Twice.
Both times were accidents.

*tips fedora*

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