This is where I will end it

My aunt did, though.

Nah. Don’t do this, OP.

Sign that's on both sides of every large bridge in Lithuania.
>"THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU. Parliament of the Republic of Lithuania would like to remind you that before you commit suicide, you must pay your health insurance taxes for the previous year. If you do not have the funds to do so, you can borrow from one of several commercial banks that operate in the country. *gov health insurance collection bank account no*

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Why would you pay taxes if you're jumping off of a fucking bridge?

You are trolling. That isn't true.

Because big brother told you so. And big brother cares. You wouldn't leave your big brother disappointed in you when going out, would you?
Don't make him sad... don't make him sad, user.

>I suffer in slovenia

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You will just hurt yourself on the railway under. Try on the other side.

this can't be real

Well... maybe the sign is slightly modified. The original just says that there are people that care about you and urges you to call the 24/7 working "hope line" for emotional support.
But is is on every side of every large bridge in the cunt.

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He didn't fly so good

why not with a double barrel shotgun? apprently it'd the fastest way

at my uni any tall building with roof access has nets around the top to prevent suicides. they also have a phone nearby with access to the suicide hotline
do other cunts do this?

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No. But if you do it it's a matter of time.

Drowning is shit bro, try waterboarding yourself to feel what's it like. Try poison gas or helium tank method although there's a chance you might shit yourself and that would be embarrassing.

This.
Only a matter of time 'til we're rich enough to do so. Kek

please dont do it

Drowning??? Don't you die from hard impact with the water?

only if youre lucky
more likely to break your spine/limbs leaving you unable to swim meaning you instead die from drowning

Depends on the height I don't think that's enough.

Not in buildings. I've seen the phones and signs in some large bridges. But it's very unusual here I would say.

>Physics tells us that a body hitting the water at 75 miles per hour will come to a stop… or at least the “outer body” will. Your internal organs, according to John Bateson, author of The Final Leap: Suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge, will “keep going, tearing loose from their connections.”

>Since most, if not all, of your rib bones will fracture, you’ll basically have tiny sharp bone fragments inside your body to contend with, too. These jagged bones will rip through the spleen, lungs, heart, and other organs.

>Coast Guard officer Ron Wilton has seen the damage firsthand. He told the New Yorker it’s like “someone took an eggbeater to the organs of the body and ground everything up.”

Then they go on to say if you're lucky enough to survive the impact, there's a good chance you might drown.
But then again, these are stats from the Golden Gate Bridge, where they're saying about 85% or more die on impact.

Why won't fucking kikes let us kill ourselves?

I know 3 people committing suicide here
There's a net but apparently it's useless if they managed to kill themselves.

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Yes the increased drag from the water crushes you. You have to fall from pretty high up to achieve this effect though.

Because you need to pay taxes ok?