Here we are then, all the racists
/brit/
kek this is literally me
im literally racist
I am not a racist. I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Racist, but I am NOT a porn star!
Still Life with Painted Chest (c.1948) by Scottish artist Anne Redpath
The average negro is more criminal than the average white
slags edition
coalburner
fun fact for you guys
Noel Gallagher STILL to this day does not know the names of chords he plays. saw a podcast show where he was teaching a guy to play Live Forever and he couldn't even name Am7, he just explained it like "do an A minor, then lift off your ring finger, that's the chord"
absolute fucking buffoon lmao
what a legend
No such lass that I recall
Who is the man with no eyes?
GET IT IN THE THAMES ASAP
saw the oneitis on bumble that ghosted me and now worried she'll match with my mate and shag him as they're both each others type
yeah she is too hot for white bois
Rorke likes to talk a big game but at the end of the day, he's an angry little pink man sat behind his computer screen all day getting more and more worked up
Whenever he crawls out of his hole to confront leftypol he's left embarassed
shagged all of your mums one after another and they all loved it
Lads with stocks and shares.
60% equities 40% bonds or
80% equities 20% bonds?
Leftypol fears personal responsibility
Remember studying this in art class. Brings back memories of simpler times desu.
Lol get stopped by police all the time and not once havebl they even given me a warning, just don't be an arrogant lippy cunt
mental how you only manage to shag slags
come up with some new material you're boring us all to death
yeah remember when rorke murdered 77 of you and injured 400 in norway?
I bought some Twinings (tee em) English Breakfast Tea bags because I wanted to drink tea with milk for whatever reason
How do I do it? Just dunk the tea bag into hot milk or do it in water and then add milk?
T. Clueless
twitter.com
NOT a fan of yanks, me.
*uses a capo literally because he finds barre chords hard*
*can't play a Bmajor chord so plays a B7 instead in literally every song that needs a Bmajor*
*covers up his poor playing with hi gain distortion, out of time delay units, and tonnes of reverb*
*does an uninspired pentatonic guitar solo in you're path*
*has to record his solos in parts*
*spends until 2002 being unable to play the Live Forever solo properly live*
The latter
>I'm bored now coronavirus is fucking CANCELLED
well, rorke?
even less of a fan of twitter links desu
This is a message from the Mandem directed specifically towards Rorke.
Your time is coming to an END. Join us now or you will be obliterated along with all the racists.
sounds like white privilege (unironically)
werent they kids on a politics holiday camp he shot up though
Music is extremely virginous if we're being honest.
white women should be locked up
she made the warm grass water wrong? ooh, blimey!
lots of women have strong regional accents
many men find it an attractive trait
i love racism
here's a video on how to make tea
low key wonder what would've been the case to /brit/ and Zig Forums's overall reaction if the new Madeline McCann suspect was of middle eastern descent
religion would've been thrown up everywhere
but because it's a blonde haired blue eyed white German male, noone cares about his religion
fuck off nigger (unironically)
alri' grandad?
girl that I fancied back in school many years ago matched with me on bumble, sent me a message, i replied but she never replied back
everything good that’s actually important was created by whites
it's called a gimmick mate. you wouldn't understand
and what?
Mug with teabag
Boiling water in mug
Mash vigorously with a fork
Remove teabag
Splash a tiny bit of milk in
I only listen to classical music and the avant garde as I have an IQ of 160 which is probably the highest of everyone here
What the....
why did you make all those anti-semitic and racist posts?
*were of middle eastern descent
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood.
*unsheathes prog metal*
is this 1 part black to 99 parts white = black?
they were leftypols. murdered like animals. and what has leftypol done in response? nothing lol. pathetic
all musical scales, brass and woodwind instruments were created by whites
uncle tom
>just don't be an arrogant lippy cunt
>Just obey unquestioningly and they won't hurt you
Hate police and BLM in equal measure.
Im not white im brown so whats your response to that
So apparently white people getting stopped by police less than black people is white privilege, yet it's black people's fault because they commit more crime
So white privilege is black people's own making
>I'm daddy's poodle!
>rrarf! aroo!~
it's not a gimmick you're just a retard
>Mash vigorously with a fork
arabs did all of those first
heres how i do it
>put teabag in empty mug
>boil the kettle
>wait for ~5 seconds (you want the water at about 80 degrees Celsius ideally)
>pour the water into the mug from as high as possible like pic related, to aerate and cool the water as it falls
>stir teabag until tea is even coloured, a dark brown
>stir tea and while the liquid is still swirling, add milk to desired strength
>stir a little more
>squish the teabag against hte side of the mug (adds extra flavour at the cost of a little bitterness)
>throw teabag in bin
>add 1 teaspoon of sugar
>drink tea
List goes from good to dogshit half way down
it’s almost as if blonde haired blue eyed white German males regularly behave themselves and contribute to society
>Mash vigorously with a fork
Do norfeners really...
mental how you care about the bias on fringe part of the internet yet are oblivious to the anti-white bias shown by the media
Hate the police but only in recent years when I realised they were absolutely fucking useless
Don't hate them in the way N-bombs do
>not leaving the teabag in
Why?
didn’t know pythagoras was an araboid
190
>racist
>drug addict
>virgin
>lives with his parents
>fat
>mentally ill
is there any saving this man?
>Mash vigorously with a fork
Are you having a go at me
It's the only way to strain the finest extracts from a Yorkshire tea teabag tbqh
>Well, rorke?
it's always the same cringe reddit leftypol retard that posts this
forgot pic
the patented "high pour"
flatmate taught me this earlier this year, and its been a real gamechanger in my tea skills
>boiling water
>using a fork
>removing teabag before adding milk
OH NO NO NO
DO NORTHENERS REALLY
wants into the chinese market innit
mental how 190 is parroting the anti-white rhetoric he has been fed by the jewish media
remember welsh people are NOT white in any way shape or form
He has a neg hole that needs my Daddy's poz rod in his bum
Why what?
Guess what this stands for:
Sabfnc
Nigs in full force today, today i must stamp my feet because i am inconvenienced, grow up little children
How my paki mate makes tea;
>fill small pot with 50/50 water and milk
>throw in 3 teabags
>boil
Apparently the it has to boil over at least 3 times. Not for me personally
>leaving the teabag in
Ok you seem like you know what you're doing
I'll report in later
seething little rorkelet
Any Corrie man? Hope Geoff gets btfo
Literally everybody important or notable in the modern world abhors Rorke's views. Scientists, artists, musicians, economists, politicians, sportspeople, developers, architects, entrepreneurs, novelists, directors, military leaders - 99% of them are some form of social democrat and it drives Rorke up the fucking wall.
NONE of them are racist or fascist or anti-semitic or reactionary. That kind of thinking mainly exists within the wank-stained bedroom walls of white teenagers and is derided everywhere else. Even people like Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Sam Hyde, Thatcher, people who Rorke respects, think his views are pathetic.
suck a big fat nigger cock?
have sex
after the jews are done with whites they will move onto china
>all musical scales, brass and woodwind instruments were created by whites
Pretty sure the middle eastern ancient kingdoms were making music while whites lived in caves still desu
What's with the white girls fucking dogs thing anyway
Who is this again
sucking a nigtard
ah right yes because he's rich and powerful he should have a 10/10 beautiful 6 foot blonde bombshell for a wife?
This is sort of hot...
the condensed milk sweet tea they have in hong kong is fuckign peng tbf
wonder how they make it
>get savoy timber decking in your garden
am I?
MALVINAS THE PALESTINE OF AMERICA
PALESTINE THE MALVINAS OF THE EAST
Swansea Aberfan Bangor Fishguard Newport Cardiff
wearing a condom lads
anybody important or notable according to the kike media is a kike shill
your opinion is completely skewed by the kikes and you probably are a kike
Any up and coming 10/10 beautiful 6 foot blonde Findom Girls?
how'd you guess lad
>tea
imagine not just drinking coffee
ironic given fighting the nazis dealt the killing blow to colonialism
Mixing anything in tea and coffee is gross
i am constantly thinking about nigger cocks, it comes naturally
would very much to have aggressive penetrative sex with angela rayner
Bruv, yuo got a license fo' dem posts ???
imagine a skinny white lad with a nasally voice actually saying this out loud. so cringe it makes my skin crawl
Someone post the screen caps of 190 spamming the n word
think you're the child here pal
milk in tea is great
Might watch Threads for a little bit of dehumanisation before the rages start to set in
Ah yes, the "open-minded", "educated" liberal with an exclusively Atlanticist understanding of the world.
never watched twin peaks, looks like well made but pretentious shite like all lynch works
convince me
what could have been...
honestly if you're going to ban people for saying nigger why don't you just filter the word
need john pienaar to stave my skull in with a baseball bat
Hunting zoomers in warzone
Yes.
lived with a fob pakistani lad in china for a bit
ruined our kettle the day we got it by doing this
glad I was able to move out soon after
nice ad hominem shlomo
you have no real argument because you know I'm right
leftover sunday roast for dinner, was incredibly peng
>roasties and yorkshires in the microwave
>chicken crisped up on the hob, gravy heated in the pan afterwards
>carrots and peas zapped in the microwave
now its time for some shitposting, kino and mint tea before bed
Another amazing show, Monica!
she cute
>big tits
>pale
>bush
that's authoritarian
you're allowed to say it, but saying it has consequences
need adrian lewis to take a claw hammer to my cranium
have sex mate
Ah that's Soph
IG sphwbb
VEry peng
Marginalising people by their vocal patterns is discriminatory, you should know better than to marginalise vocally unprivilidged bodies
but i thought systemic racism existed so which is it?
nice projection
nobody wants to go anywhere near your circumcised cocktail sausage dick
went to hong kong for a few days when i was living in china and would have two or three cups every day
love it
Soph
What a fucking joke the 'Dark Ambient' genre is.
If anything this has made me more racist.
what's the difference
No jostice no peas. Defun da plees, n sheit
Mainlanders are weirdos
Ah yes the cringey Irish Stormweenie has just gotten back from his toilet break
Samefagging on your phone now are you
>you're allowed to say it, but saying it has consequences
that describes everything in this linear reality we occupy
same
if I was at a 2 on the racism scale before this I'm at a 9 now
ah yes
rioting against systemic racism with the full support of said system
leftists have a complete lack of self awareness
try to get a gun if you can, you'll need it
very original thought mate
Marginalising people is funny
>being caffeinebergs bitch
>you’re allowed to say it but you just get arrested if you do!
quite literally the dumbest thing leftists say
you can't get a gun here unless you're a non-white criminal
I don't believe he did it
cor
Seeth on
i'm so glad someone finally stood up to racism
I wouldn't say david lynch's stuff is pretentious
but a lot of the fans definitely make it feel that way
like they treat his stuff like it's this amazing high art that only true patricians can enjoy
but really they're just stylish flicks where you'll go "oh I see what he's trying to do here" and carry on with your day
with twin peaks it's only half david lynch, the other half being mark frost, so it's not really as artsy as david lynch's films, and it's kinda like a soap opera-y drama with some mystery and detective tv show elements, and a lot of the david lynch weirdness is fairly well contained and in small doses so it works
also the second season's second half gets a bit messy and distracted from the point and the third season is not for everyone
but the first season is really good and I think everyone on the planet can enjoy it
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
ANOTHER DEAD LEFTYPOL
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
ANOTHER DEAD NIGGER
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
HAHAHHAHAHA
Did you forget to respond to me directly, you chickenshit?
>roasties and yorkshires in the microwave
vile
didn't even bothering to read the rest of the post
All my male friends think the rioting is pathetic
Tesco reduced haul:
>1x tomato pasta
>3x egg mayo sandwiches
>1x prawn sandwich
>2x chicken salad subs
all for 63p each, and a tescos finest pizza for £1
why did you use the n-word in your past posts?
nobody will take you seriously until you address this fact
Sounds like you are desu, randomly posting and what not
no one will care in a few weeks, nothing ever happens
you got me mate. i'm sat here at mossad hq, they have me on trolling /brit/ duty today
have sex i beg you mate
Oops forgot to filter 190 haha
Is this what it's supposed to look like?
Tastes ok btw
Might drink another without milk tomorrow
Grim.
God this /britfeel/ Radio is amazing, Moni giving her fans free access to her opinions
Not him, no justice no peas was my first post
who would win a tournament consistinf of
>lenny mclean
>salvador bronson
> a SAS official
>jack the ripper
>eddie hall
>jimmy saville of he had gone to shaolin temple at 5 years old
I will stop
i will stop at noooothiiiin
say the right things
when electioneeeeriiiing
trust i can rely on
your vote
youtube.com
These lads were more rock n roll than oasis and I shant be hearing anymore about it.
Everyone is so angry all the time in the age of outrage
Calm down nerds
there’s only like 3-4 leftypols on /brit/ but they are always here because they are losers
there’s about 30 rorkes
surely you realised how cringe this was before you posted it
sarcasm is 99% truth lad
I'm not saying you're mossad but there is a 99% chance you have jewish blood in your veins
the more you reply the more obvious it is that you're one of the chosen race
rorke: i'm not even particularly racist, i don't mind most black lads, i just-
leftypol: THEN GET ON YOUR KNEES WHITE BOY WHILE I PISS ON CHURCHILL'S GRAVE
made thicc for a huge black nigger cock
*kicks your tiny leprechaun body out of the frame*
CORRRRRRR
sauce?
this just made me more angry
Rorke: One drop rule!
Also rorke:
Nothing happens until it does and you're left wonderimg when it started and when it ended and how much longer it will go on for.