"To enter Japan you must defeat me, gaijin-sama!"

wat do

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show her a BWC

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pew pew pew

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I shit on the floor

grab her penis and say "sucky sucky, five dorrar babe?" and turn 180 degrees and walk away

She’d probably slice me in half like a sashimi. Fuck that man.

Jap girls are scary.

use gun

whip out my BBC and use it to break her sword in two

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Would expect this more from an American.

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use my classic "tickle the sides" move

challenge accepted *unzips dick* ;)

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Like it or not, this man has more sex than you

pull out my claymore and watch as her katana is shattered into pieces when both swords clash

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be her slave

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Yet, the British and French have been using those much longer and more effectively.
You fighting sword wielding samurai isn’t something to gloat about. Would your cunt have faired as well against equal enemies (like say in the American Revolution)? Yeah, thought so, dumbass!

I whip out my secret weapon...

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Why is she censoring herself? Aren't they prostitutes, or are they normal japanese girls?

A woman wouldn't be able to swing it that hard. She'd probably drop it or something.

All women are prostitutes.

I sniff her butthole haha

Depends. Is she JOMON or yayoi?

Stfu gook bitch

Nuclear launch....

just kill me
its fine

sama is a suffix of honor, she would say 'san' if she wanted to be polite.

Gabe Newell?

What is the name of the Japanese sword?

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based

dunno I've seen anime where "katana" is just one specific kind of sword but there is also other anime where "katana" is just a generic name for any kind of sword, you japs never decide

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?????????????
What is the name of the katana?

arr thele swolds rook the same anyway

based zionist weeb

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Cum inside her