So why do you believe you're perfect for this position?

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cuz I just posted in yo shit thread

do I have to tell you a German joke first or do I have the job?

tell the joke

>I'm a breast man, not an ass man.

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I’m American

I do it for free

impressive, I'll hold onto your details

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I hate niggers

sorry sir looks like you're lost, the based department is 2 doors down the hall on your left

Just check out my flag.

I am white.

This is an application for cringe not being a nigger

Hello, we would like to speak to you about a job offer

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I love China.

Oh, sub-saharan poster, watch him vanish without anwesring any questions.
Criss, que vous êtes fatiguant.

I have a soyjak folder on my phone

Fatigants, au pluriel. Ortho.

damn, called my bluff. I don't actually know any jokes.
but have two Zig Forums ones I pulled off google.
>Ein Gast betritt ein Restaurant, setzt sich an einen Tisch und möchte bestellen. Sofort kommt der Ober angelaufen, um die Bestellung aufzunehmen. Der Gast fragt: "Haben Sie Froschschenkel?". Antwortet der Ober: "Nein, ich laufe nun einmal so!"
A customer enters a restaurant, sits down at a table and wants to order. At once the waiter comes running to take the order. The customer asks: 'Do you have frog legs?'. The waiter replies: 'No, that's just the way I walk!'
>Ein Amerikaner auf dem Bauernhof. Amerikaner: "Hello Mister!" Bauer: "Ich bin nicht der Mister, ich bin der Melker."
An American on a farm. American: 'Hello Mister!'. Farmer: 'I'm not the mister, I'm the milker.'

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I constantly think of embarassing thing’s I’ve said an done from almost ten years ago and my confidence is in tatters for it

settle down incel

I once called my teacher Mom infront of my entire classed and pissed my pants

Wasn't talking to you simp

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Sorry, you seem qualified but all of our managerial positions are currently filled.

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See

I used to post
>Hello, yes, I am from Finland (Suomi)
Or something similar on every Finland (Suomi) related thread

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I enjoy destroying other's people fun

The Janitor life is for you

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have sex incel