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it's when you can forward your calls but you have to get certain grades in your exams

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Seeds mentioned

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one can hope

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That’s not how you webbpost you stupid shit eating Teutonic bastard

Wish she was my slave

What the fuck what kind of seeds? Seeds are shit

>seeds
surely not

I'm one of those pro-jewish pro-israeli rorkes but I might be able to enlighten you

>misusing our gimmicks
FOK

love when rorke thinks im a lefty or give a toss about politics
i can wind him up into a diatribe about immigration just by posting something like

rorkey porky sat on a wall
rorkey porky had a great fall
all of brits posters and all of brits men
couldnt put rorky together again

Only complete fucking idiots watch football. Low IQ's and a desperate need to fit in - that's what makes a footy fan. It's like watching paint dry. Nothing happens for the vast majority of the 90 minutes and if you are lucky someone (might) score a goal. Yay. In what way would the world be different if England had won the last world cup? Absolutely nothing would have changed. If you cry when 'your' team loses or get emotional when England loses internationally, you should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself. What a 'manly' sport, crying like a girl when your team loses or throwing a bitch fit when someone misses an opportunity to score. Football isn't a 'religion' and it isn't 'serious', it's a couple dozen men playing a shitty, heavily commercialized and artificial sporting event on a field.

Every conversation in a group of football fans goes like this:

“They should buy/sell player from club, they should have used X instead of Y formation...“ Fucking edge-of-the-seat action. People paying season tickets and falling asleep at games. Bunch of boring, mindless cunts.

Really wanna do a blackface post on my social media because that's the sort of edgy comedy that my audience has come to expect from me, but it might be going one step too far even for me

there were seeds in my Aldi granola this morning

kek could you imagine
*minding my own business putting my pumpernickel and white asparagus in my plastic shopping trolley in a small supermarket in a sleepy german town*
*you see me and do the hey I've got something to tell you walk*
>oui! oui! voulesz par /brit/???
screaming would *walk* away PRONTO

*ahem*
Black nigger bastard.

Black nigger bastard
Your skin is the color of poo
You commit a lot of crime
And I hate you

seeds and nuts are incredibly good for you and should be eaten far more by the average person. nuts were a big part of our prehistoric diets.

Got to laugh

always knew helen from Elidor (1995) was a pretty lass

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Sunflower seeds. Kino snack.

the proxy "german" flag is the worst.
just posts the same stale shit over and over and over until he gets a response please build a hill out of your obsession and get over it mate you are the worst of Zig Forums culture

Okay
Why was Corbyn's campaign hampered by accusations of anti-semitism?
Wouldn't part of the Jewish plot be getting leftists like Corbyn elected?

there are some decidedly anti banter people about in society nowadays, so you certainly are taking a risk in having what we would normally call fun

not even attracted to the protogf. she doesnt look bad but im not going crazy over her

just going along with it because im lonely and bored. does make me regret leaving the ex though.

i have a small penis

Sunflower seeds some countries go mad for them

>seeds and nuts are incredibly good for you and should be eaten far more by the average person. nuts were a big part of our prehistoric diets.

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love a hot meat sandwich
assuming that means sausage and bread

RORKEY RORKE

YOU'RE HAVIN A LAUGH

RORKEY RORKE

YOU NEED A BATH

would almond milk suffice?

FOK

It's alright mate, it's called being a virgin.

yeah your mum can't get enough of mine

Agree, unfathomable that people respond to him surely they've put 2 and 2 together

nuts, not soy

I had a beautiful scotch fillet steak when I finished work. Cows seem like beautiful creatures and very intelligent, it's a shame they're so nutritious and tasty. At least chickens are brain dead.

Leftypol be like
>people of color have experiences you’ll NEVER understand and because you’ll never directly experience what they did, you should always defer to them on matters relating to race
And then be like
>I don’t CARE if you lived under communism and hated it, my professor said it’s good so I don’t care about your experiences

I'm not prehistoric though am I? I'm nowhistoric

>They should buy/sell player from club, they should have used X instead of Y formation
Literally the lowest form of conversion

I know in germany they have stuff called leberkase which is like a cheap meat foam, like frankfurter innards. Have it in a roll with mustard

what's great is that the pitch is this massive technologically advanced building jutting up out of the town that looks like it's right out of a dickens novel

mental how the UK has been turned upside down due to american social issues

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pistachios are the most kino nut, they are high in melatonin which help you sleep, and have arginine in which increases blood flow(working better than viagra)

these days are ripe for rorking. he goes off an absolute tantrums about statues and black people.

hes like a wind up toy ll i have to say is:
rorke's wiping his batty with a leaf
and he'll go on nonstop about fucking eugenics or something

shits jokes ngl

Mental how popular the history of what we ate has gotten
Paleolithic, Neolithic, prehistoric, caveman
What historic era is your diet based on?

uniberg hasn't sent me my exam paper yet and the exam was supposed to start 6 minutes ago

fingers crossed hes forgotten

trail mix always gives me awful shits that are the consistency of wet coffee grounds. awful experience

If Dad's Army is removed next then Rorke will go mental

why is the lefty constantly bickering with itself

there was conservatives who thought the pussy grabbing was despicable and there was conservatives who thought it was based but they could put their differences aside to win the election.

leftypol by contrast beats itself up over much less

they are one of our states after all, if there was ever any doubt I think this has put it to bed

mental, absolutely mental, that another rubbish post is by a kraut
I am shocked!

leftypol also be like:

I didn't read this stupid post

If I had to kill meat to eat it I'd only eat poultry and seafood don't give a shit about them I only empathise with mammals

the most important ethnic minority to British history is quite literally Indians. India wasn't the heart of the Empire for no reason.

The London media obsession with black representation and black importance in British history strikes me as awfully American. Yes blacks have been part of the British Empire's history, but nothing as important as Indians

But it's hard o stay mad when there is so much beauty in the world

Love your work

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Doesn't look very appealing if I'm being honest

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typically whatever I have a hankering for

it might be bananas, it could be carrots, it might even be a Salisbury steak

>communism is so shit that even ardent communists living in totalitarian communist states where dissent is punishable by death still all agreed on transitioning to capitalism

haha toally bro le epic clown world haha EPIC bro! xDdd

most nuts have to be irradiated before you can eat them

it's liver, so it's automatically good, sharp flavor of mustard is a bonus

blacks weren't even central to american history. american success came from italians

wasn't there some thing that showed that blacks are dramatically over-represented in British media given that they account for 3% of the population

Because 'the left' isn't a monolithic entity and people are individuals

What's your view on cricket and rugby lad?

including the ones that hang down below