ITT we tell Zig Forumsernational jokes and laugh and rate others
I start
>a child abuser and a little boy walk into a big forest
>further they walk in, the darker it gets and they start hearing wolves
>the little boy looks up and says "m-mister, im scared"
>he answers "you are scared? I have to walk back alone in an hour"
ITT we tell Zig Forumsernational jokes and laugh and rate others
Jordan Hill
Tyler Moore
idgi
Ryder Morales
This guy from got a call from someone.
The caller: Hey Saad. I’m sorry but, your parents, your wife and kids just died.
The guy felt so despondent that he went to the roof of his 30 storey apartment and jumped off.
Passing through the first ten floors he remembered:
But, my parents are already dead!!
Going down the second ten floors he remembers:
I'm not even married!
About to reach the ground:
Ya allah! My name isn't Saad!!
Jack James
jesus is taking a walk and sees a man crying, he aproches him and asks him what is the problem...
- I broke my arm lord
Jesus touches the mans arm and fixes it
Jesus continues his stroll and sees another man crying, he aproches him and asks him what is the problem...
- I'm blind lord
Jesus touches the mans face and he recovers his vision again
Jeus continues to walk and he sees another man crying next to the road, he aproches him and asks him what is the problem...
- I'm American lord...
Jesus sits next to him and starts to cry too.
Daniel Sanders
Hurtful stuff spain
to think we have no negative jokes about spain to play against you
Asher Baker
A man was watching TV and screaming: "go away you donkey, go away you donkey"!
His wife asked him: "are you watching a horror movie?"
He said: "no, it’s our wedding video"
Elijah Lewis
How does a turkish father know when his daughter is on her period?
By checking whether his son's cock tastes like blood.
Jaxon Robinson
Kek
A boy is having sex with his sister
-omg bro, you fuck so much better than dad!
-I know sis, mom also told me the same!
Liam Lee
i like how the joke naturally premises that if you aren't married, you wouldnt have children
Colton Lopez
This is one of those that you can format to make fun of anything
Aiden Cooper
two cannibals are eating and one tells to the other: "do you like mom's soup?" "yes, but now i miss her"
Matthew Rogers
shhh... don't tell that to the amerisad that fell for it.
Evan Cook
Why did the Latino kill someone using trains?
He had locomotives
Kayden Green
nice
Jonathan Mitchell
What do Germans call Dunkin Donuts?
Danke Donuts!
Carson White
Lol
Aaron Ward
>Why do black people run fast in the mountains?
>Because they have chains
>How does a Swede remove a condom?
>He farts
Aiden Moore
Ayden Hill
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...
Now...
It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....
Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT
Cooper Sanchez
Daniel Long
lol
Benjamin Baker
Why would you marry anyway?
Prostitutes are cheaper than wifes.
Jonathan Thompson
Why are murders in Tasmania so hard to solve?
Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.
An Aussie said, “Take away your snow capped mountains, culture, and good food, and what would New Zealand be?”
The kiwi answered, “Australia”.
If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?
An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.
Anyway the englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes up to him looking all worried and say "I am terribly sorry, theres been a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"
The englishman sits up and simply say "She'll be right, mate"
While waiting to finalise their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life.
True to their word, they meet after the year is up. The first says to the second "We have integrated so well...yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules"
The second man replies "F**k off, towelhead"
What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has some culture
Cooper Kelly
based
Ayden Watson
why jews have big noses?
because the air is free
Colton Perez
Parker Mitchell
Angel Ortiz
>tf
>tp
Jackson Carter
good thread
Caleb Richardson
Drunk man gets on the bus and stands in the middle, sipping from the bottle he begins ranting.
>"All women at my right are dumb cunts!"
>"And all women at my left are whores!"
Spirited, an old woman from the left row stands up and begins yelling at the man.
>Hey you drunk fuck, I'm not a whore!
>To which the man replies
>Switch rows then, ya dumb cunt!.
Tyler Myers
Please speak in english
John Nguyen
He kills the kid
Carter Carter
Yeah we do.
>Spain
Kayden Anderson
Poland
Justin Collins
probably doesnt hit as hard as you would like when your country is currently in full JUST mode