Why yes I'm the greatest athlete EVER how could you tell

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kek

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was that necessary

>i love having sex with girls haha

bruh...

average wholesome Iberian family

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soul

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I never understood why people worship basketball so much. You're basically worshipping a sport where most people can't even get in because they're not 6'3.

How is that supposed to show who the best is when most people can't even play due to height restrictions?

At least in football there's no height restrictions. A manlet like Messi still has a chance.

sudacas por favor

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No soy sudaca, corre a tejer toallas para tu novio

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>NOOOOOO you can't show off your body, was that necessary?

I can imagine him asking the sculptor to make his bulge bigger

>Yes.

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youtu.be/xVCKmNdKx3Q

At least as big as Rooney's

i accidentally read "greatest" as "gayest" and the thread made WAY more sense that way lmao

conversely, why do people worship a sport where you can be an out of shape literal manlet and unironically be in the conversation for the greatest player ever? Sports is supposed to be about athleticism and peak human performance.

This, when you think of pro athletes you think strong and atheltic not small and unatheltic

Cope. Jordan is the greatest athlete of all time.

I think successful multi-sport athletes like Jim Thorpe, Charlie Conacher, Deion Sanders, and Bo Jackson are more impressive overall athletes.

Literally who

this
many NBA players are 185 and Isaiah Thomas is 175, plus NBA is a lot harder physically than football

wasn't he caught with ladyboys once ?