>be visiting paris
>go to your hostel
>*blocks you're path*
>in thick french accent "Bonjour! Are you visiting paris? Would you like me to show you around?"
what's the correct move here
Be visiting paris
Zachary Thompson
Ryder Watson
Fuck off this is a metropolis it has fucking information boards I don't need your help.
Brody Russell
Probably rape
Owen Smith
Looks like a guy in drag.
Jeremiah Baker
get in my tank, so she surrenders
Luis Turner
punch her in the face until he loses consciousness then shit on her and run away
Henry Miller
>what's the correct move here
waking up
Christopher Cooper
>not blonde
Hard pass
Dominic Robinson
Austin Sanchez
This isn't the 80s. I have the internet, tripadvisor, and maps.me. Also you are a woman and therefore inherently poor with orientation. Also I'm interested in the culture and architecture, not cafes or clothes. Begone!
Asher Ward
Wake up in your soiled bed surrounded by discarded cum rags
I mean that just seeme to happen every morning anyway
Tyler Smith
It's not that bad. I refuse to believe it. I WILL FIND ME A ETHNICALLY FRENCH GF. I DON'T BELIEVEY YOUR LIES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Levi Young
>go back to your tank
>the police took it away because you didn't pay the parking fee
This is paris
Evan Thomas
Ugh... the good guys lost...
Andrew Wilson
It's literally, observably, and unironically not that bad.
t. Lived in Paris for 7 years
Asher Thompson
Tell me about french gfs :)
Carter Mitchell
...
Nicholas Walker
>have no money
>no extra organs
What could I possibly loose??
Nathan Lee
time
Henry Gray
Stupidly unrealistic
chinlet
Noah Lopez
i've got an extra organ i could give her hehehe (peanus)
Daniel Johnson
i dont get it
Robert Moore
>Stupidly unrealistic
what do you mean?
Ethan Rodriguez
>arretez de m'importuner, salope
Camden Long
Slapping her for not having her veil
Tyler Sanders
The American is saying that he will engage in sexual activities with the French woman.
Charles Young
whats the catch?
Matthew Kelly
ethnically french white women are the prettiest white women in the world
Luke Wood
Intercourse with no condom
Chase Gomez
Pourquoi tu me parles en anglais salope azy parle français wallah *crache*
Andrew Ramirez
I worked as an assistant to an artist, so i mostly met art girls.
They're classy and refined but they're not posh, people in paris (in comparison to in anglo places) have more of a proletariat mentality and aren't chasing material status bullshit. In their disdain for all things bourgeois, they can be crass.
Best thing about parisian women: they'll check you out on the street and smile at you.
Worst thing: they're all living independent lives so you run the risk of being left behind in their bohemian bullshit.
Dylan Rogers
>they'll check you out on the street and smile at you.
in what kind of alternative dimension paris were you living ? are you gigachad ?
Daniel Brown
ok but only if i can impregnate her
Robert Richardson
>makes me wish to interact with french gf even more
Mason Wright
I dont know where YOU are living. I had a short indigenous not handsome mexican friend come and visit and he noticed it too.
Also: foreign women abound in paris and are there to experiment and discover themselves. I dont know what you do, but working in the arts in paris was EZ mode to get laid
Also goes without saying: learn french, you wont get very far in english.
Thomas Gomez
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