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el mexicANO
Bugger off mate I own two cars and actually go to the racetrack what say you?
Just crushed my bollocks under Knock Nevis
lad I haven't started my analogue filter digital implementation assignment and it's due in a week (got an extension)
can you give me a hand
Can definitely think of someone to obliterate my testiculars
anime boobies
yeah the boys
This website is starting to get depressing again.
JESUS IN THE DAY SPA
Li Shunxian 李舜弦 (born c. 900 CE, Sichuan) was an Iranian-born Chinese poet celebrated for her beauty and poetic talent.
Chen Yuan writes: "In the times of Wudai (907–960) the emperors preferred to marry Persian women, and the Song dynasty official families liked to marry women from Dashi [Arabia]."
As a concubine in the imperial court, Shunxian held the rank as Madame (夫人) which was just below the title of Empress (consort).[22] Their husband Wang Yan was born in 899, became emperor in 919 at 20 years old, and reigned until 924. He was known for his indulgence in women and wine. He engaged in aphrodisiac fueled sex games with her.
no i dont think so
How's life in da Caribbean mon? Ya dig it?
choon alert
i'm hyped for gran turismo 7 tbf
if it's like gran turismo 4 it should be a winner
yeah i took a break for a few days cause it was fucking with my head
It's good, a pretty simple life here I like it
Corrrrrrrrr
How could one performance spawn so many great pics?
cant you just google it? sounds pretty standard
Just pissed all down my leg haha what am I like
How's life in the good ol UK?
I think I'm going to sleep good night niggas
the apple phone support rep was a qt-sounding girl with a southern accent and I sperged 10 seconds into explaining my issue
people spending way too much time obsessing over the news and willingly riling themselves up
It’s becoming farcical
it was peak turner, it was the greatest album of the last decade, so many reasons
i have but i am fucking thick mate
Daily reminder
>you will never be one of the strokes
No good mate
Would counter-charm with my Australian accent
>found the class incel's reddit account
>political and countryball autism
>real chance he might post on this board
Interesting...
We do this to but no one cares.
theguardian.com
fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck OFF
kek this is me except it was Telstra and not Apple
Very cool
Yuri Valentinovich Knorozov was a Russian linguist, who is particularly renowned for the pivotal role his research played in the decipherment of the Maya script.
At the closing stages of the war in May 1945, Knorozov and his unit supported the push of the Red Army vanguard into Berlin. It was here, sometime in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin, that Knorozov is supposed to have by chance retrieved a book which would spark his later interest in and association with deciphering the Maya script. Knorozov came across the National Library while it was ablaze. Somehow Knorozov managed to retrieve from the burning library a book, which remarkably enough turned out to be a rare edition containing reproductions of the three Maya codices.
The government of Mexico awarded him the Orden del Águila Azteca (Order of the Aztec Eagle), the highest decoration awarded by Mexico to non-citizens.
FIVE YEARS
five long years in the slammer at her majestys request.... for being an incel......the things ive seen......dont do it lads.....
he looks friendly
Bit fucked burning a library
Makes em no better than the Germans
hey
ROASTIES BTFO
FIVE YEARS
Five long years
That’s how long it took to get Harvest back
remembering my first kiss lads
mental
Rona stir craziness already had the civvies on edge but now this BLM shit lmfao.
They move in very predictable patterns. Ordinary, average people.
what album
theyve been shite since their first
Gonna finger the misses the get a kip on, night lads x
Story?
shooting my bollocks directly into a black hole
What did he do this time
Mine was eh
Still remember it well
cackling
Matthias Buchinger was a German artist, magician, calligrapher, and performer who was born without hands or feet and was 2'5" (74 cm.) tall.
An artist and performer, he "traveled all over Northern Europe to entertain kings and aristocrats as well as hoi polloi with amazing feats of physical dexterity" and was known as “The Greatest German Living” and "Little Man from Nuremberg". He travelled to England trying to get a court appointment with King George I; unsuccessful, he then moved to Ireland where he gave public demonstrations, in Dublin in 1720 and in Belfast in 1722. Buchinger was married four times and had at least 14 children (by eight women). He also is rumored to have had children by as many as 70 mistresses. Buchinger's fame was so widespread that in the 1780s the term "Buckinger's boot" existed in England as a euphemism for the vagina (because the only "limb" he had was his penis).
Despite his handicap Buchinger was an accomplished magician, causing balls to disappear from under cups and birds to appear from nowhere. It also was said that he was unbeatable at cards and would dazzle audiences with his amazing displays of marksmanship. Buchinger liked to build ships in a bottle. He had tremendous dexterity, in spite of his disability. Buchinger died in Cork, Ireland.
admitted my inceldom on the 'gram back then, knock at the door, I ran, they caught me
they dont take kindly to incels in prison, i still bare the scars
I think you think I'm something I'm not.
Tranquility Base(d) Hotel and Casino.
first kissed a girl at 3
had sex (with a girl who possessed a fanny) at 5
got a girl preggers at 7
got married at 10
"our daughters are selling themselves for food and rent and BuzzFeed is telling us it's cool"
First kiss was against my will in a female bathroom when I was three. Wasn't very nice
wow monkeys can do that?
UK IS NOT INNOCENT
SAY THEIR NAMES
Or I'm something and you don't realize it.
Possibly both.
Lol
No good
I was also a late bloomer.
not surprising
Boomers raised a generation of retards
the exact words
>'you know being out here....was this supposed to be a date?'
>'I....I don't know....it can be'
>*she leans in to kiss me with her cigarette mouth*
Happened at some grim camden joint as well, full of literal freaks, NOT glam at all
dunno
dont live in a zoo like you
Mad how they're retconning Cecil Rhodes into being a racist because he claimed parts of Africa for Britain, while ignoring he used his own money to educate and house the natives
It happens lad
love pretending to be black and calling white leftoids racist on twitter, then watching them apologising to me when they haven't done anything
>dunno
>dont live in a zoo like you
Met some Chinese girl on tinder passport and actually convinced her to buy me Dior sauvage and send nudes before ghosting her lol
Have the dior right here on my shelf ahahaha
Anyone else here that can't even remember their first kiss?
this is Gen X’s doing now
unless they’re one of those freaks whose parents were 40+ when they were born
Yeah Righto
What’s even the point of tinder passport
Many Indo-European religious branches show evidence for horse sacrifice.
Geraldus Cambrensis recorded a ceremony among the Irish:
> There is in a northern and remote part of Ulster, among the Kenelcunil, a certain tribe which is wont to install a king over itself by an excessively savage and abominable ritual. In the presence of all the people of this land in one place, a white mare is brought into their midst. Thereupon he who is to be elevated, not to a prince but to a beast, not to a king but to an outlaw, steps forward in beastly fashion and exhibits his bestiality. Right thereafter the mare is killed and boiled piecemeal in water, and in the same water a bath is prepared for him. He gets into the bath and eats of the flesh that is brought to him, with his people standing around and sharing it with him. He also imbibes the broth in which he is bathed, not from any vessel, nor with his hand, but only with his mouth. When this is done right according to such unrighteous ritual, his rule and sovereignty are consecrated.
Haha wow you fucking sociopath
no f.a.m you’re just that much of a shagger
you burnt all the food, the shade, the rum
Imagine if he was just lying
Had my first kiss at a house party black out drunk then went a chundered and had to be taken home
Good times
nah remember mine
it was in playschool under one of these with a girl
I Shag, I Dance, I Steal Things
>Boomers
boomers lol
>Gen X
either leftist globalist failures or le based MAGAedes
>Millennials
all either commies or neo Nazis, degenerate sex freaks
>Zoomers
will all be dead before they turn thirty cause they can't stop necking themselves