/cum/ - North American Retards

youtube.com/watch?v=Kkrb4h4weW4

I wonder what percentage of posters relate to that image.

my irl best friend doesn't like me hanging out with his gf. which is fine, i'm just sad he doesn't trust me at all.

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Tell me about your hometown

I'm actually 27

You're not missing out unless you like listening to them constantly gossip about other girls desu

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i remember when i was 16 and trying to awkwardly get with a girl
we smoked weed at her house and drank while her dad was gone and my dumb ass thought it would be a good idea to ask her to watch porn with me and if i could jerk off in her room hoping it would turn her on
we didnt hang out 1 on 1 after that

Got 7 matches now bros

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kek

porn addiction hysteria in the last month has been insane
If we all have one do any of us...?

>it would be a good idea to ask her to watch porn with me and if i could jerk off in her room hoping it would turn her on

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its probably not you that he doesn't trust

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Not all of us have one. I do though, porn is based

I used to be a virgin loner until I embraced the cowboy aesthetic and now I get pussy on the occasion

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I literally do not care

>evens
ramen
>odds
"buttered noodle" packet
>dubs
keep drinking, no food

c-can I be a g-girl too?

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Use this as your pic on Tinder and Blender

last thread had 61 posters

What is your favorite cowboy song? for me its this
youtube.com/watch?v=9lrWx7-PiUM

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no

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probably this
youtu.be/MdqdietRww8

friend

Lotta sluts ITT

nooooooooooo i wanna be a girl too!!!

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For me? youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE

Ouch.

I really really really wanna sleep with my straight friend

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for me (not him)
youtube.com/watch?v=xBjiYZiv5RE

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I'm big fan of woody guthrie and also have an interest in 1930s history so definitely this
youtube.com/watch?v=pPFwFqDoYos

LAUGH OUT LOUD

Made a shiitake and bacon sandwich

BASED

The state of femoids

>having sex "like men" - sleeping around and feeling "nothing" afterwards
Women do not even begin to understand men do they

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ok fine
me but without the sex

I've never really had female friends, but I've always craved their attention from a young age. My mom was addicted to crack when I was 7 so I moved in with my Dad. Had no contact with my mom until adulthood. I was always trying to be girls' center of attention growing up but never really had a girlfriend. My first date got cancelled because I got evicted from our apartment a few weeks after high school ended, and had to move in with some relatives. Ever since then my difficulties with women have mostly been my financial situation.

Sounds fuggin good