Confess

>God's not real

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>>God's not real

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>vocaroo.com/NPMR1GkwV9N
Before I even play it, I'm going to guess it's the lost lolita in the shop.

^I'm psychic

I hate pickles.

i fapped to evil doujins again

My vagina is very smelly

i dont feel guilty for living on my dads money and wasting it

You are correct sadly.

i hate normal people

honnest question for you chatolic cucks.
i whent to chatolic school when i was a kid , hated it but i was religous becasue of my grandmother.
i have been completly agnostic since she died, i stoped praying , didnt go to church much but no i dont go at all.
but as of late i have felt need to confess my self and i have no clue why.
tl:dr: how do i confess my self? like is the preist always in the booth or what? do i just walk in the church and say "hey i want to confess"

Once a month when I get sent over to our company's site in Poland, I have a couple of wanks in my hotel room, collect my HIV positive cum and then throughout the day I smear it in the entire city onto surfaces where people put their hands and fingers, like for example at door handles, railings, grabpoles, etc. I think I must have infected dozens of innocent Polish people by now. I don't care though, because I hate Poland and they deserve what they get.

Sauce ?

I stumbled upon it on a vocaroo thread so I have no idea who made it.

at first i thought what a low life scum piece of shit would listen to this cringey stuff, but around 1 minute into the voice recording i thought it was actually based.
im going to save this for later...:)

i have to break it to you that might be a dude

Thanks you?
Are you fucking serious?

yes i think i recognize that voice, but im only like 30% sure so dont worry you are just a pedo and not a faggot.
yeah men i get it girls are girls dispite the age, its still sick as hell to fantisise little girls but human nature something is wierd

The funny thing is I'm not into lolita or any sort of stuff like that. I didn't realise it was a loli thing after masturbating
It's the reason I was so ashamed of doing it.

you propably can just come to priest and say you want to confess, but better check on parish site when they have confessions (usually on fridays)
there is usually a priest in the booth during Mass before Holy Communion

ima let you in a secret,its the fact that is tabu.
when im horny as fuck i like to watch stuff like loli and cuck porn.
not that i like the idea of being a cuck or fucking a loli its jsut the fact that its tabu that turn me on.
but i do feel un ending shame after i cum.
>I didn't realise it was a loli
kek yes you did you just decided to pretend like you didnt

the family of my gf is very chatolic i asked her dad discreatly how do i confess and he told me priests now a days dont have the pacience to confess everyone so they just do it on holidays like easter or xmas.
i live near a church but i have to much axienty to just walk in a seat my self in the booth

Your probably right I knew what it was but I didn't stop but fuck how do I get rid of this unending shame it's really starting to get to me.