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I sharpen both ends of the pencil

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>Corona virus
Not real yet everyone panics

>Racism
Not real yet everyone protests

>China
is real, is a threat. Nobody cares

Britain cries out for Capitalism with British characteristics

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>youtube.com/watch?v=bwbg8bR_dO0

what will you do when the PLA lands on our shores? I for one will be the first to flip and begin espionage operations post haste

PS, the lady singing in this video is Xi Jinping's wife

didn't realise there was a statue every second square meter to people from a million years ago in the west

thought it was some they did in russia with lenin

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Take the neet pill lad, capitalism is life

Russia hasn't got anyone apart from Lenin to make statues of

irl CRINGING at this rorke edition to be desu.

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you're such a redditor
China is one of very few countries worthy of admiration

No matter how many times I sign off e-mails as "Mike", people insist on replying to "Michael", and also call me Michael face-to-face too. Are name shortenings not acceptable in the working world?

lol ok retard

Jesus lives and he loves you, even if you don't love yourself.

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alri mizza

I was told island people are happy but clearly that is not the case

So deep into conspiracy theories I've come to the conclusion no one has ever committed suicide

The world would have been better off if Churchill was never born.

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Me and the other gals from Zig Forums in 2050

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Grow up and use Michael?

rorke dreaming of spanking his children to instil some sick, twisted form of nazi discipline in them when instead it will fuck them up mentally and cause them to become transexuals

post your nipple

Not really a fan of that, but I've often wondered if I should go back to my Irish roots and re-brand myself as "Mick". Never been called it before but it could be a nice change

ok mikey

>China arrives from the future

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Ah cannae breat mun

dae watch these normie lads

youtube.com/watch?v=zuxTM9L2uq4

they're quite entertaining

Agreed
Imagine a Europe where Hitler had one. Pure Beauty

mum screaming at me for being "negative" and "never having anything nice to say"

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BASED Clem would have beaten Hitler AND created RNHS 5 years earlier

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had one what?

Hitler *did* have one. I think his other got shot off when he was a runner.

Everyone mocks her but no one questions how a new build is so small it cant even fit a car in the garage

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Churchill looks very similar to the exes dad

i have an old house and the garage is like that. nobody uses garages here for cars anyway

Scromiting at this image
Honestly hope I never end up like this

saw someone share this on faceberg hhah

Its a fucking brand new house mate, wasn't built when people still had horses and carts son

I bet they paid £300k for it too. Should have just moved to the US and bought an inexpensive fixer upper

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EVERYONE BE QUIET. BILLIE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.

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The state of that house. Bet they paid £150,000 for that.

This is why I dont agree with building more houses. We need to reduce the population

It's not a choice m8 you reach 30 and realise you can't do it anymore and accept your inevitable fate

it's saddening how my culture, my passion and my hobby which is doing copious amount of drugs in dingy sweatboxes listening to dnb/techno/bassline has been ripped from me due to covid-19.

bit drunk
youtu.be/2r0LAV_p_VY

it's the opposite with my dad
he insists of being called peter and yet everyone calls him pete in his work emails
it annoys him very much

Probably has a huge tax bill
Houses in Britain and Australia don't have these unpaid tax bills that shift to the buyer

>colonial architecture
>literally just flat brick

My body is so fucking sexy sometimes I can’t overcome my disbelief at how chiselled and handsome I am

1 sirloin steak, medium rare
A bag of Co op skin on fries, deep fried
6 Iceland hot and spicy chicken strips
2/3 can of Heinz baked beans
Half a jar of sharwoods rogan josh poured over the chips

Absolutely 100% peng, gobbled the lot

She has never lain with a white man

HATE HATE HATE new builds

any thoughts on this?

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CORRRRR fucking hell lad my cock is ERECT

thought you said you couldn't find anyone to do drugs with you after uni

never really got twin peaks me
aspects of it were great but it was mostly boring

It'll be worth 250k in 5 years time. More immigrants, more houses, more debt!

>detroit
gonna have to do a 'hmmm' at this one

Didn't realise it was unacceptable for adults to be called Mike desu

colonial gets really confused
especially out west where they don't actually have any real colonial architecture

Imagine being 25 and still doing drugs and going to raves

Sad case behaviour, how long until you're seen as the grandad 190?

wish i was born a girl. but i wasnt so, just got to accept that fact and get on with it

They honestly wouldn't be so bad for starter homes if they weren't so fucking expensive for what they are

Very alarmed lads.

Was watching somebody talk about the rise of the east and he was talking about how the new silk road is gonna bring so much wealth and trade amongst middle eastern and far eastern countries and there is so much money that in comparison the UK will be eastern europe tier.

for almost so long as there has been commercial tourism it has been catered to westerners but now as Chinas middle class grows, global tourism will be more geared towards the Chinese and as China and other eastern countries get richer while Britain stagnates that means foreigners coming over here because its cheaper and driving up the prices to a point where most people can not afford to live there like is already happening but much more severe

tfw we actually left the EU despite it being the only thing preventing us from being brought up
tfw we will literally watch the UK become second world in our lifetimes

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Could batter any of you runts until you’re begging for mercy

That's another one I considered desu, although that's a bit too cheeky chappy for my liking

Why do Chechen's always shave their moustache area?

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Do any songs make you cry /brit/?

I was rock solid the whole time eating it

Chechens are very high test

I'd probably do that just to annoy him desu, I am starting to see the appeal

Johnny Cash Hurt

On Raglan Road gets me sometimes.

>we will literally watch the UK become second world
"Yes."

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the more I look at it, the more I like it

I'm off mate, getting out while it's still viable
Barring a massive revolution and change in national perspective, this country has no future and nothing is being done to maintain or improve our living standards

>looks up 1 bedroom flats in the algarve
i could actually afford this desu

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actually terrified of a non-western power, especially china, becoming dominant
the future will be grim

Don't understand yank houses.

This house is clearly expensive
architecturaldigest.com/story/inside-rapper-drakes-hometown-manor-in-toronto

but it's just some timber slapped together

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Home gyms are so based

I can blast music as loud as I want and literally screeeeeam at the top of my lungs during a set, feels good to release that energy.

Left is Peng.

>electricity nearby

doing a poo(cano)

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town i come from may as well be second world now
i like pubs tho
shall be staying in the dying empire
we still have world class institutions though? how will these fall?
orange man will keep china in check
also, surely this will happen in europe too?

hk chinks will take care of you, don't worry

not really no
india, pakistan, and china will probably nuke each other in a few decades anyway so who cares

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Tax bill on a $15,000 house isn't going to be bad, even if the rate is high
It's called Mid-Atlantic Colonial. The front is more stylish

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That's a pile of rocks

Why are poortherners so miserable?
Why don't you just improve your areas lol?
Oh and don't come to Somerset, we're full

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We really shouldn’t give non whites the keys to the world. China is too spasticated and offended when you call their leader whinny the pooh