/brit/

cannot get that image of the sueposter's sorry excuse for a hairline
that patch of hair atop a head of baldness is burned into my corneas

a bitta blue fer t'dads

homealone condoning DEATH THREATS on /brit/

yh they are

no bc deano and smithy are playing happy families with their runt girlfriends acting as if they're in their early 40s when they're in their early 20s

it's fucking sad.

la'

good lad

>Love me missus and our furbaby
>Love me Audi
>Love me cheap Easyjet and Ryanair holidays
>Love me Nigbu
>Love me weekly Fifa tournaments against Danny and Smythers
>Love me business meetings at Nando's
>Love me annual lads holidays to Ibiza and meeting up with the bird on the side while are Chantelle is away with the girls
>Love me cheeky pints at Spoons during my lunch break

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youtube.com/watch?v=31btPVb_RAo

absolute FILTH

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>that one on the left
racist!

Sad little imp hahahahha you just don’t know when to call it quits, thankfully it’s nearlt midnight and you can kindly FUCK OFF for the week, yeah? *shoves you* you’re going to fuck of fueah? *slaps you around* you stupid midget fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=O4a331RF29s

homealone trying to stifle my FREE SPEECH

nah what is it
>you should be overwhelmed by emotion because you will one day pass away
looks like a perfectly reasonable spiritual post to me. if anything i'd say it's quite poetic
shame you keep trying to DENY his FREE SPEECH
very feisty for a lephrechaun

How did the n-word argument resolve?

alright lads very good
Going to have to ask you to leave

sue

youtube.com/watch?v=UA90vMrZ5sY&list=RDUA90vMrZ5sY&start_radio=1

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are the brits that post here really just failed deanos in denial?

mental that the "deano" in that image is an american baseball player

Eating a mealllll
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

they all look like they menstruate freely

just farted again oh fucking hell please help me someone I can't bear it anymore help this isn't ironic this is a cry for help

it's ok to use it as long as there is no racist intent behind it

i have 0 hobbies. literally do fuck all. i go to work, save money. dont even know what for. i just exist

my addiction to tiktok is getting worse, now i can only listen to high bpm music with lots of different parts otherwise i get bored youtube.com/watch?v=GqIx0_RC6Mc

fucking hell what bpm is that? sounds like 250 and is way too quick
me? i'm a big fan of drum n bass and throughout my years on /brit/ i have probably liked about 2 or 3 tunes you've posted out of the 100s of autistic cringe dogshit

Tool are a good band

british made slasher film apparently

sounds shite but I'll be watching as a horror fan

its unironically a fantastic game if you appreciate slow-paced gameplay and have a predisposition towards hiking/outdoors pursuits

not drinking cause i'm not a reprobate

I was promised a 14yo girlfriend and I'm still waiting for the divine deliverance

Honestly finding Sonic Mania pretty hard
Never played the classic 2D games cos I was too young
Stuck on zone 8 atm

What happens in Croydon?

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cool let me know how it is
is it new?

wish the gf would stop sending me tiktoks. sick of pretending i actually watched any of them

actually not sure what to do, won't be able to sleep tonight if my flatulence continues

homealone = on the ropes

tiktok.com/@alisha_smith102/video/6837446036412321029

172

Ban social media, porn, junk food and most importantly women.

youtu.be/TOTHqTUG7mc

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you are a fucking tool

>tfw no B+D drill holding gf

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homealone got destroyed and conceded to defeat (as per usual)

nah ten years old

not been a good day overall
wish you all the best

got called a neek in croydon

Those are Irish travellers lad, that’s probably Mikey on the right

honestly didn't see this witty post coming

Playing Bioshock for the first time

>buddha is buried in a kurgan
reminder he was literally a scythian aryan evropean

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youtu.be/k5uwPaCvbhA

think ill play some valorant

one of the most important voices speaking out against china. thank you alisha, and great moves

blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

I'm the black & decker
the fucking fanny wrecker

just rage quit a game of league again

hopefully i dont get banned

would you kindly enjoy yourself please

speak english

Not surprised. Last I heard, after 3 hours of heated debate, he was asking for dictionary definitions in spite of that having no bearing on common usage.

streamlad?

your iq is below room temperature

struggle to believe that, sounds much quicker than most dnb and is definitely too quick to dance to
i had to check multiple times that i didn't have youtube set to 1.25 speed

talk about clutching at straws

Christ is that true? I didn’t realise it was that bad...

Post it please, I'm curious

Fave bible verse lads?

going walking in the lakes tomorrow praise god
or should i say today because shall be departing in approx. 3-4 hours

"thou shall not steal"

buddha was a pooskin indian who probably stunk of cow shit and curry

your IQ is below fridge temperature

youtube.com/watch?v=p361ZKvPE_Y

looooool symp acting like warz cheated by blowing up his heli

nah m8

the rule is not blowing up your own team

not your own team's vehicles

shut up man

that aint breaking the rules

my days

bitter little virgin

youtu.be/MdlLxWfi4F0?t=110
it's techno banger hour

>1930's Germany
>have to sift through birth certificates going back to 1740 or something to see if a person is politically reliable
>2030's West
>Just have to check their social media

reckon I'm the most handsome lad in this thread

Just killed my first Big Daddy
Liking it so far

Oh Jesus Christ do not respond to it

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grass hasnt been cut in MONTHS
pollenberg is doing a number on me lads

think your ears might be broken lad

...

2bh lads, aside from the shape, a digestive and a hovis biscuit are just the shape biscuit with a different shape right?

romans 14:11

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it's actually top 3% bc me and a few others all paid to get tested at university but ok

racism poll
strawpoll.me/20335427

That one which prescribes a death sentence for wearing mixed fabric clothing haha

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prove it

Fucking hell, that is too good

I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

not racist
just dont like em

simple as really

yeah
didn't act particularly wisely today
can't escape the loneliness and when I do stuff like this happens on bad days
broke a mug like a spaz as well