What can I do so Germans accept me as German

what can I do so Germans accept me as German

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u need 2 swallow loads of german cum

you'll never be german if you weren't born to german parents

They will never. It's time to move back to denmark, piggy

be turkish

but it's too cold and depressing

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Wear sandals and long white socks. Marry a lardass German "woman"

>gib mir Deckum

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hang a Nazi flag in your lawn

I accept you fren

have sex with a black male

frens

Yeah, I've always wondered too, would a native German ever accept any assimilated foreigner? Even brown people?

adapt

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I see lots of foreigners here and noone gives a fuck as long as you speak German
tho I heard there is a lot of racism in Berlin especially in night clubs they won't let you in if you look arab or black, however never been to one so I don't know about that

Get the citizenship and learn the language

I'll take that as a no then. My buddy who went there to work last time must've been dead by now RIP.

Live in Berlin, people there will gladly pretend you are German.

And I thought the outer boroughs of Vienna were shitholes

Been there, done that. It didn't work.

kommt drauf an, woher kommst du?

>I heard there is a lot of racism in Berlin especially in night clubs they won't let you in if you look arab or black

that's not racism, that's common sense

Libya

I wish I could be double german

als ethnisch Deutscher wirst du dann nie anerkannt werden

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Gibt Schlimmeres

aber erwartest du sowas realistisch?
Die Situation wäre in Libyen auch nicht anders.

like what? (sorry german not good enough to make coherent sentences yet)
yeah we're more racist I admit
atleast here I have a chance of living normally

There's worse

So what brought you here? Are you a refugee?