why do Europeans hate optimized living
Why do Europeans hate optimized living
Dylan Price
Jose Nelson
why do Murrikans hate themselves
Lucas Myers
Because straight lines are boring and soulless. Nothing like walking on a winding footpath near a meadow or a forest in the sunset during autumn
Brandon Robinson
What are you trying to say
It’s quicker for me to walk to the park by my house because I have to exit my cul de sac enter the main road and go into the park’s parking to get to the park if I drive, so I walk. It’s common sense
Dominic Ward
imagine thinking laying out your city like an excel spreadsheet is even remotely aesthetically pleasing
Gavin Ross
we just don't like ctrl+c and Ctrl+v
Noah King
Symmetry breads contempt
Matthew Roberts
Bro it's like living in Sims
Wyatt Torres
It's like a soviet city in the middle of nowhere, only short buildings by accident.
Wyatt Allen
ahh the BLVCKS of anywhere from the baltic to the Bering
Nicholas Long
Damn, this level of optimisation...
Ryder Cook
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I’ve done city life and suburb life and I’d never do city life again. Every time I go to a c*ty all I see is pain, suffering and NPC’s.
Christopher Sanders
>implying we're better
Gavin Harris
muh fields betta den yuh fields
Asher Walker
Or you could just not live in either hellhole
Jose Jackson
because we dont live in a 2d world where one can just draw out borders on the map without any regards of terrain
Connor Lopez
>FUCK SUBURBS AND FUCK CAGERS
Matthew Perez
Fuck cagers and fuck bikers.
Pedestrians and public transport users are the only humans in society
Adam Young
Parker Cook
Our towns and villages have a long history
Jackson Jackson
>*inconveniences drivers and pedestrians*
>*shows up to work covered in sweat*
>*stinks up the entire office the whole day*
>*opens every conversation with “I burned x calories on my commute”*
>*wears literal spandex with advertisements on them*
>*decreased sperm count from curvature of the bike seat if man, constant vaginal/clitoral stimulation if woman*
Hello, cringe department?
Kevin Davis
I think you meant based.
Tyler Foster
>>*inconveniences drivers and pedestrians*
>>*shows up to work covered in sweat*
>>*stinks up the entire office the whole day*
>>*opens every conversation with “I burned x calories on my commute”*
>>*wears literal spandex with advertisements on them*
>>*decreased sperm count from curvature of the bike seat if man, constant vaginal/clitoral stimulation if woman*
>Hello, cringe department?
Ryan Russell
soul
Lucas Parker
Might have something to do with the fact that americrap cities suck ass
Matthew Wright
b a s e d
Grayson Rodriguez
Straight lines are boring.
Daniel Evans
>WOWZERS A MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION WHICH MAKES ME SWEAT AND GIVES ME A FREE HECKIN VASECTOMY? IM GOING TO GET A BIKERINO!
Blake Cox
do americans really?
Isaiah Phillips
Grid layout is rational and enlightened
Matthew Johnson
GOD I HATE AMERICANS SO MUCH
Liam Richardson
>seething
Joshua Ward
Stay away
Logan Bailey
>only commiblock
Chase Wood
Left soulless, right soul
Fuck, I can smell the depression and alcoholism from here bros..
Carson Lopez
Fuck yes.
Hudson Bell
No privacy