/med/ - olive oil general

Italian people usually like brazilians

Mostly coom posting

We talk about very important topics such as.... tits.
Yes, you are welcome.

However I would like to share something with you, it involves Turks (in a way) in our folklore in a way that you might not guess. but it will have to wait for later because I'm off for lunch now.

Bon appétit

We are full and becoming increasingly fed up of foreigners.

K bye, for now.

Every morning,i drink one XXL cup of extra virgin olive oil. Coffee is unhealthy and gay.

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What about Lebanon? I had a lebanese gf.
Italia would be nice, everything about it sounds good, but there would be the language barrier for a time and since I'm poor atm, I wouldn't be able to afford on the go learning. My biggest fear is being treated like a 2nd class citizen too.
Malta, nooooo.

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You're better off staying in brazil

We discuss cute girls, primarily of Med heritage, and sometimes lament that we do not possess them as girlfriends.

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I thought British people were bl*ndes and giant gingers, What's the color of your hair? Anyway,lovely Nigella is enough to make Britain med again on her own.

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Based nigella poster

My hair is brown and my eyes are hazel. I have a similar complexion to Nigella (archetypal Med), though I am not a woman. The original Britons (brythonic peoples) migrated to the UK from Iberia, and later adapted lighter skin and hair in order to compensate for the lack of sunlight. I have managed to retain my traditional Mediterranean complexion, probably as a result of living in the southern part of the UK, where sunlight is plentiful.

I want to have sex with Nigella Lawson, even though her face always reminds me a little bit of Russell Brand.

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Battle of the qts
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>tfw no pole vaulter gf
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Watched this a while back. The Colombian girls is so fine.

I wish there was some kind of sport where attractive young women would battle each other to the death in an enclosed arena.

>to the death
I thought you were against qties getting hurt

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>0:45 :3
Why are girls so cute

I revise my idea to have them wrestle each other into submission, with the loser being the first one to get kissed.

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>I want to have sex with Nigella Lawson

This is proof of you are too wh*Te to be in this thread. /Med/ men don't have sex,they reproduce. Using such a woman like Nigella only for experiencing lusty sentiments would be a horrific waste.

Real /Med/ men are %80 Pragmatist,functionalist and %20 Sentimentalist, may be up to %30 sentimentalist depends on the condition&person.Just leave here wh*Toid.

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Bit of a slip

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>/Med/ men don't have sex,they reproduce.
They aren't really doing much of either these days. I blame the economy - and by extension - Nords. But we Meds are a passionate and salacious people. It is both our defining trait and our greatest vice.

Also, tell me how to seduce Turkish girls.
I'm a man who isn't afraid to admit when he's wrong. Science is all about constant improvement.

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So they can melt our solid coomer hearts and remind us of the true goal.

Good. Good

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