/brit/

just absolutely destroyed rorke, left him for dead outside tesco because he wasn't respecting social distancing rules, and then started being racist towards the asian lady in front of him

He's probably still laid there now on the floor, not even the paramedics wanted to touch him, everyone started clapping me, then the manager of tesco came out and said my shopping was on the house

unironically got a gf last week lads
proper anti climax

based makaveli420 uk chairman

Me on the right. Literally a ghost. You got nothin on me

Imagine donating money to a university or charity these days knowing that once you're dead you'll be cancelled and they'll quietly remove all traces of your relationship with them. You'd be mad to give your money away.

Reckon I could waste every cunt ITT in a fight

always happens when you least expect mate

How's your caffeine intake, Luigi?

Need to start my day but have no reason to get out of bed

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The mother putting alot of pressure on me to stay in the same place and rot for the rest of my life instead of living wherever takes my fancy and working online.
Why would someone do this to her son?

So lads will there be any positive upside to Brexit outside of post imperial delusions?

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shoutout to the UK drinking/streaming/gambling community

I haven't been expecting for about 10 years now and still nothing has happened

Just want to go to sleep for the next week.

bit weird that they're both talking to the camera more than each other despite presumably knowing that they're not worth watching

also bit weird that they're getting pissed standing at the bottom of someones garden while its pissing down getting soaked

Uniornically no

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so to get a girlfriend all I should do is not expect it
sounds simple enough

She's lacks imagination and dreams that if you're near her you're safe. But she's wrong. Safety is an illusion. Throw off the shackles of maternal anxiety.

just saw rorke stumble back in to the bookie after downing a can of K cider and leaving it outside the door

How do i live where i fancy and work online?

yes lad exactly
how it always happened with me
with the ONE caveat that you have to go out and socialise

lmao they're so angry over some pathetic YT feud

That's no way to talk about the chairman

ahahaha fucking hell

set your tinder location to adelaide, watch how you instantly get dozens of like

fuck it must be boring

If youre immortalized you’ll live long enough to see yourself become the villain yeah

Most Tesco branded products are produced in the EU

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leftypol can't meme

going to continue my breath of fire playthrough

Got the on where makevelli and two others are drinking some super strength yank beer from clear glass bottles and mak looks like he's about to die?

>"are you gonna put it on the darknet for your noncemates?"
>"all I want is some cat treats"

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mate always had luck in newcastle and said the girls are peng

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lots of ways to make a living remotely lad.

When my grandfather was getting buried beside my grandmother the digger hit off the headstone and a little chip broke off. He rang the undertaker and he said he'd glue it back on

So my dad took the chip, put it in a little box and went to the undertakers but the guy wasn't there so he left it on the doorstep and rang him, the undertaker said he'd be back in an hour
The undertaker rang him later and said someone stole the box. What a shithole this country is

rorke raising children

leftypol diddling them

not really

we get closer ties to australia and new zealand who are far easier to get on with than mainlanders in my experience

rorke claiming Soros is funding his mum after she denies him a 3rd tesco jam doughnut

Yeah that was me sorry lad haha

The Australians on here sound so arrogant and weaselish I hope they're not like that in real life

rorke setting free trade agreements with australia

leftypol working in a call centre and is also trans

Big Nic confirming were finally going into phase 2 lockdown

FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

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sell bum and feet pics to gays

it's a bit hard to do that at the moment though
I'm a neet at the moment, although hopefully as lock down fades I'll find a living or something
you just have to have faith and a bit of common sense

Yes, what are they

aha

Why would we give a fuck if you're in the EU or not lol

of course not lad

move to the med and live like a king lad, do it.

>open /brit/
>browse /brit/
>get horny
>open porn tab
>cum
>immediately close it and come back to /brit/ like nothing happened

youtube.com/watch?v=IOzeav9OOGY

We were still in lockdown?

youtube.com/watch?v=WozOaQDp-mg

will do that next

stop watching porn

a free trade agreement with australia is pretty much symbolic and not driven by economics

i dont see my income or life being improved by it. its driven more

have you not been following australian uk relations lad

*rorke has finally left his room, after being dragged by his mum to come and sit at the dinner table with his family*

>Grandad: So rorke my boy, got a GF yet?
>Rorke : no grandad, women are a jewish psyop designed to keep the white man down, shan't be letting roasties get my seed
>Grandad: oh okay...

*awkward silence*

>Mum: but he did have an interview for a job at tesco
>Rorke : I told them I wasn't going to work for their jewish coorporation, they employ black people, they're trying to make us race mix

*everyone laughs nervously*

Bad news for you. We have fortress Australia which will always be wealthier and more isolated than whoever we're talking to and use that to make sallies out to clobber you or anybody we fancy

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