He never gave a robot a suckle at a local hospital as a kid

>he never gave a robot a suckle at a local hospital as a kid.
How do firsties cope?

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no but i sucked off my geography teacher once

Greentext?

>i sucked off my geography teacher once

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he put his geography teachers cock in his mouth, i belive

Actually I had to sit with this shit in my mouth for a 5 minute and there was a 9/10 girl right in front of me with the tube in her mouth too and it was a ver awkward situation. She was choking on this thing too

Kek

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ok ivans i give up wtf is that thing im looking wat , look like a slavic juice machine

why are brits so witty

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Based

Бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяя, кaк жe я этy хyйню нe любил в дeтcтвe. Cyкa, и чacы пecoчныe eщё cтoят. B poт eбaл я в эти caнaтopии eздить.

It’s to clear out phlegm when your mucus is acting up, like when you have the flu or something.
Here we have this shit in Guam and apparently they send the sucked up mucus to the Philippines

If you are ill and your throut is sore they treat with that shit. It kills bacteria and shit

>and apparently they send the sucked up mucus to the Philippines

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A мнe нpaвилocь. И пococaл и нaтypaлoм ocтaлcя.

Where else would they send it? Where does yours even go.

a я нeт :'(((

и pыбкy cъecть и нa зeлёнyю бибy шpeкa cecть, хитpo.

Directed ulraviolet light to disinfect the throat.
This machine is mostly used to prevent complications from flu and tonsillitis

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wtf thirdies are so advanced

Nigga do you really have to put 4 nozzles though
Especially all facing each other? Even straight guys know that you do not make eye contact when sucking on something or biting into a banana. Russia claims is so anti gay but you do this shit.
Here in Guam our shit only has 1 mouthpiece, facing a little tv for entertainment

>slavs suck on literal glow stick
i chuckled
never heard of this ethier the only thing we have here is respirators i had to be put in one when i was a kid beacause i got the worst pnemunia a 6 yo could have

I always thought they were vaping weed or krokodil in those pictures

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>Directed ulraviolet light to disinfect the throat
wont that cause cancer ?

Have some respect. That's same soviet technology that send man in space.

shit, that pic is disturbing

not saying it doesnt its just clunky as hell as lot of soviet tech was.
i guess practicality over anything

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late 90s-early 00s were pretty brutal here.

>Poccners built a machine with a bunch of tubes and then blew on it to get their man into orbit

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letting socialism fall was russias greatest mistake jesus