Finnish cuisine is an embarrassment

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When finnics and ugrics split up we took all the cooks

is that all you took? explains a bit

>hurr it looks like shit therefore I won't eat it

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it's literally sugar and chocolate powder mixed together with some milk added. It's not that it tastes shit, it's that it's not real food. Calling it a dessert is an insult

so why call it that

If they added paprika would you consider it food?

replace chocolate with rye and you're getting closer to mämmi

what does mammi taste like?

What about the blood sausage or cinnamon rolls?
Happy Juhannus Fin bros. What kind of food do you make for celebrations?

Finns call it that not me

neck yourself. Compare mämmi to this. It used to be the star of Vienna and the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy.

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like sweet rye bread.

never have had rye bread

is this some ultra autism or just a lousy bait? are you serious, a cake race ?

>chocolate powder
no

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it's a meme dish only eaten during easter. you can't even buy that shit outside the season

well, mämmi is fibery, mildly sweet and the texture is weaker than pudding (as you can see). theres sometimes pictures here about some south american foods: pastes and sauces that resemble it, at least in picture

had my neighbor's dog leave this on my lawn a few times, I am not cleaning that up

It's not a race, but you're welcome to present any evidence of apparent Finnish skill in the kitchen

Beware though. If the recipe is not at least 100 years old, or older, I will secretly judge you for living in historical poverty

>sugar and chocolate powder mixed together with some milk added
mämmi doesn't have any of these ingredients, moron

sure you can. there are handy 100g snacks available.

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post more finn food

here, have some mild mustard flavoured ice cream

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what the fuck is this

mild mustard flavoured ice cream

öö

its rye pudding

Another Finnish attempt to ruin food for everyone

Finnish blood soup.

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Finnish blood pancakes.

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perfection

fish cock

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Traditional Finnish blood bread.

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like a dark beer but sweet
soul

Daily reminder USA/mexico literally makes the best food

Off the top of my head, you're welcome for pizza, burgers, fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, tacos, quesadillas, taquitos, enchiladas etc

Mämmi is fantastic.

Actually fish+pork inside a bread. Kukko isn't chicken there, it's kakku, cake.
Really good if you heat it up and add some butter.

>chocolate powder
??

Fuck off this thread is for berating finnish food. Not everytinh is about you fatass

Finnish pasta.

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>Daily reminder USA/mexico literally makes the best food
>Off the top of my head, you're welcome for pizza

is he retarded

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What the fuck is this?

Traditional Finnish birthdaycake.

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Macaroni casserole with ketchup. Dunno why he finds it so interesting, it's a fairly common dish type globally.

why do finns drink blood

makaroonilaatikkoa on vissiin olevinaan

That rye bread with a hole in it the best thing in the world, but it's got a Finnish name no one can pronounce so no one cares.

No one but burgers eat macaroni and cheese. Pizza is from Naples. Fried chicken lol.
Mexican food is alright.

>Macaroni
>with ketchup

I'm calling the Italian police.

Finnish macaroni from the Moomin recipe book.

Not here.

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ruisreikäleipä

Look to his flag.

You're confusing mammi with brigadeiro

sawdust cake?

Dutch don't eat casseroles?

Aww! I looks amazing! :)
Whoever made it is a great baker.

No. It's more popular in France and Belgium.

Mikä ihme tällainen kuorrutus on olevinaan? Ei näytä ainakaan juustolta ja en oo ennen nähny tuollaista makrulootassa.

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