ITT it is your cunt in the year 1000 AD

ITT it is your cunt in the year 1000 AD

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My country isn't that old

just bought some Sicilian cunny off the slave market.
Feelsgoodman.

this is poland 1000 ad

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SANTIAGO

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Cavemen didn't wear armor stupid.

Glory to the Old Gods.
>1000 years later
>Hmmh it's about time to suck the pope's dick. Holy Father, hereby I volunteer my ass to become a vessel for your Holy cum. Let me pray so this service shall allow me to join the chosen of the Lord.

The thread is about 1000 AD dummy

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AYO HUINCA BOY

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Hell yeah, Fuck moors and Fuck Jannies.

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t.tribal nigga

UMM WOULD ALL VIKINGS, OR PAGANS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE IT IS FOR IRISH ONLY

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Yes, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Probably just a bunch of ancient Celts being ancient Celts in my area

Inbred slavs need some more raping

*Gets btfo by them so hard that your future capital is a former Viking settlement*

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only 600 years before the white dogs show up

My hometown!

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Are you from Flevoland? Or the other areas you got from the sea?

Ha, no.

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in central asia...home...herding my cattle...riding my horse

I'm from Almere.
It's boring and soulless, do yourself a favor and don't come here.

Just chilling in my village impregnating my wife for the 9th time i guess
unless i'm secretly descended from a noble family

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>Almere
Is it really that bad? I mean, it wouldn't be among my first picks to visit anyways, but still... It's kinda interesting to think that this city, the entire region, is so young.

Well it's not literally bad. Bad isn't the right word. A better word to describe it is bland. Almere is just... bland.

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have you guys heard about Christianity?

THE ANCIENT TRIBES OF PINDORAMA, HOME

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Hate slavs praise ukko

Yeah, Charles the Great literally murdered everyone who didn't convert 200 years ago here. And they're about to make him a saint for that.

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based

Okay, that does look bland. Are you happy there?

Hvat eru þessi rauðr fólk

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>Those fucking Skandi christcucks are invading from the west and those Novgorodian mutts from the east. Must make another hillfort.

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Still no russians ppsting finno-ugric memes
I am disapointed in your education

Not happy. Not unhappy. Just meh.
That's what this place does to ya. It makes indifferent.

True. As a citizen of his capital that now bears the titles "caput civitatum" (Head of all cities) and "caput et sedes regni Theutonici" (Head and Seat of the German Realm), I am thankful. We get to see the new Emperor crowned in his church once every few years and being a hub of science thanks to contemporaries of Charles like Alkuin and Einhard isn't bad either.

>Do you think our eastern brothers can handle the slavic invaders?