I masturbated 8 times today

I masturbated 8 times today.

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i masturbate like once every two days

4 times in a week is max for me

High T latino BVLL
Low T soy germanic faggot
Virgin camel piss-drinking arab

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What do you masturbate about?

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Seethe more low t faggot
I'm jerking off this very instant

Pink Princesses for me.

You’ll grow up barely able to make babies it’s not good for your health

What are you saying? The more you use your prostate the healthier it is, it's like a muscle

Nutting more than 3 times a day makes my dick painfully sore. I circumvent this issue by edging instead
He's talking about sperm count/quality.

Yeah, also I'll be blind and my hairs will grow arms.

The point's - fuck you and your medical ideas anyway because the last thing I want in life is kids.

Ready for the ninth round?

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Do you take I shower after? Whenever I sleep without taking a shower after i nut i get constant annoying nightmares

You’re hearless, an offspring is the greatest thing a human could have after parents

equine furry porn

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like a boss
based & coompilled

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KEK get help. Both of you. There are porn addiction forums and plenty of books out there if you are too broke for anything.

>after parents

Mine are idiots who only cared about procreation but not about proper child-care, I've been beaten by my mother and father just never cared, because his "career" was more important, so - no, thanks.

DIE YOU DEGENERATE
IM GOING TO CALL LEE

do it faggot

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What a champ. I kneel to you, Masterbater

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I can beat his record. If we're talking about an actual 24 hours time-span.

You have to endure it, you owe them an unpayable debt

Hmm, I'm guessing it will involve a bunch of drugs, common Russian tradition in competitions

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It's not that hard, I did 12 times in a day once, not even full 24 hours just regular waking hours.

I jerk off to facebook profile pictures

Nah, but I'm afraid I don't have much time for it - need to do many things. But I remember how after a week of no-fap I've been jerking every two hours on weekend, didn't even sleep properly. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I've started having body hairs at 10 (on legs) {I'm 30 now].

Fuck you and your cuck mentality.

>equine furry porn

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You're the one who made it.

You are American

You’re sick in the heart

the other day i download skyrim again and moded it with a lot of porn shit, i masturbated like 5 times in only a few hours.

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No, I'm just not brainwashed by pointless moralism and faux science.

Why are Argentinians so based?

Inshallah my nigga

They’re really not. They’re just a bunch of wannabe Italians. They don’t even larp as the good ones.

Just how? If I try fapping 3 times today I basically get dust.

>Italians
>good ones

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That’s cuz you got some weak swimmers my Slavic friend

RIP me.

Just play hentai games

Respecting parents isn’t moralism it’s a natural human behaviour doing otherwise is beyond immoralism

Why not just jerk off to live action porn? What's the appeal of jerking off to modded Skyrim?

It’s ok my man Juan Venezio maybe your 23% “Italian” genetics will net you a Half Berber whore. God knows your country’s women aren’t anything to wanna marry and this coming from a red blooded ‘Merican.

Adequate parents. While most people in this world should have their kids confiscated, because they don't care and don't teach them how to develop a personality and reach what they want.

Is that what you saracens do? Play hentai and want to kill “ze infidels”, Muhammad?

most of them are 2d shit.
rape and impregnation mods.

eyyy i remember you from the obese EQG Trixie Thread yesterday

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It’s a good thing Russian parents still beat their kids. The reason why most suburban kids grow up fucked is because they get spoiled rotten and most parents have lost their edge, generational wealth has played its part and they’ve forgotten how to make sure their child values what they’ve got.