/brit/

why are wires still a thing anyway?
can't we just beam power everywhere?

thinking about getting an onlyfans but don't know how i'd receive the money

ah yes whales

nothing riles up my willy like chebs discussion

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tfw no iranian gf

imagine being so unbelievably immature that you’re not for the boys
grow up mate

got no less than 4 (four) types of plug socket in my house

Weirdly had a dream like that a week ago. The panic was about getting caught, not what he'd done

mum's boyfriend is over again
shan't be leaving my room for the rest of the night

Do cool and wholesome magic tricks assuming you’re a male
If you’re female send me those thick Persian thighs bitch

>shan't be leaving my room for the rest of the night
i bet they wont either

youre an anonymous poster on an anime websight who lives on the other side of the planet

you're not and never will be one of my boys you pitiful egg laying mammal

why?
i suppose i have three though tbf (standard, shaver and usb)

t. kicked out of the boys club

Are you the protagonist in your life?

British scientists are the best in the world

yes but my life isnt a well written book and will be critically panned

EXCLUSIVE: Kylie Jenner buys orange Mercedes
EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump tweets, millions of mentally ill people become hysterical and scream racist
nice thanks mainstream media, keeping me informed on all the important current events

Gonna be busily pressed against the peephole?

some are eu, some are italian, wasn't counting shavers/usbs either, throw those in and the uk ones and we're up to 7
seems there's at least 3 types of italian plugs based on prong thickness and spacing

yes
i'm also the protagonist in most of /sp/'s life

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you’re a goose mate
no boys? in /brit/? talk about forest for the trees

SIT DOWN DEAR BOY HAVE A CIGAR YOURE GONNA GO FAR YOURE GONNA FLY HIGH YOURE GONNA MAKE IT IF YA TRY THEYRE GONNA LOVE YOUUU

go and say hello mate
itll just be more awkward when you eventually bump into each other

mental that
i have enough problems searching for cables as it is

Had a dream that I had a QT police officer gf but she got stabbed.

>this woman will receive a PhD

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#ThrowbackThursday to at least 10,000 years ago when this Giant Elk roamed Europe. This huge Megaloceros Giganteus skeleton is in Leeds City Museum Life on Earth Gallery. Scientists are unsure why this species died out but climate change may have been a factor.

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I'd read your book, mate

went to gambia and they had uk plugs unlike 'canada' and 'australia' and 'nz'

seriously how the fuck are conservatives SO bad at governance. Complaining about Labor putting on 250 billion debt then putting on 350 bil before covid which is as much again so we'll be getting to 80% of debt/GDP
and those fucking rodents spun them having 1 budget surplus in 7 years into Australia almost being out of debt and everyone believed it.

Whats the fucking point of cutting everything if you piss mroe money away. Same with the Tories.
How do you even manage to cut every single government service while spending more

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>meanwhile you will spend more hours trawling at shit to get upset over

oh haha i remember these loved those fellas hated to see them go extinct

Surely theguardian.co.uk has the change in price of Arts subjects at Australian universities on the front page. Global solidarity for the precariat

had a dream where people could have an intelligent civil discussion about immigration without people just screaming racist

she wont shag you mate

when will we finally forget about ww2? after 100 years?
seems bizarre to keep obsessing over something virtually no one alive today actually remembers

greatest world leader of our age?

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Is AMWF poster still around? Funniest poster around, always ruffled feathers.

im not whiteknighting her.
she'll get a phd though according to you
what will you get? a few 'based' responses on Zig Forums?

get your rat out

Whats the best kind of kangaroo for a daily driver?

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depends on the job.
i dont think wage requirements are necessary though.
to me qualification requirements seem better suited to employer needs

feel like im entitled to a reply from extremely successful people on twitter despite being a nobody who will never achieve anything in my entire life

Wish she’d sit on my face.

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become thoroughly addicted to my phone and Zig Forums

might need to het rid of my smartphome and buy an alarmclock and a burner phone instead

been raining for like 3 days straight

True, it coul be a balance, but take my degree (a meme degree), yet I'm highly qualified to do the job I got the visa for.

If it was done off qualifications alone it would mean they'd reject me over somebody worse but with the right deg

split her in two

vile
depraved
lewd

meh, reckon immigration should just be easy for skilled people.

less restrictions better from my perspective.
maybe some of international chartering system or something.

left tree is blatantly homosexual

Same. Check it every 5 minutes

Makes no sense at all, if you are needed in a country they can welcome you in, that's their choice.

No point allowing 100k economists to turn up in Sydney tomorrow if they already have enough.

Governments have a duty to protect the interests of their citizens and it's not in their interest to make scarce jobs more competitive.

Tbqh jealous of your plugs

obliterated

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i 'check' it and find 2 hours has been wasted

biggest revelation about lockdown is how shit a device a smartphone is
im thinking to get a reall erly generation one like from 2010.
that way ill have whatsapp but it will an absolute pain to browse the internet

reckon we should have australian style immigration laws, less rapefugees grooming young kids and more skilled workers
also axe the nhs, free education and deport all brown people

based Gambians as Bri'ish as you or me, not like the colonial scum in 'canada', 'australia' and 'nz'

sorry you can't do that, colonization and all that :(

you ever look at a lady's chest wobble and just think "corr"?

Sounds like he has a fetish
He'd probably have fucked her gaping wound if he was there

love how she uses her dead daughter as a prop to score social credit
classy gal

>reckon we should have australian style immigration laws, less rapefugees grooming young kids and more skilled workers
bit late for that
>axe the nhs
no just overhaul it
>free education
education is already free?