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First white British man posting in this thread.

reckon it's a good idea to ask a lass on tinder if she knows how to play chess? could be a good first date in the park with some beers and chess.
or is this aspie cringe territory?

missing haberfield lads

most untrustworthy back stabbing bitter crying little pussies known to man

i can't believe bilbo fucking died

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andy i.4cdn.org/wsg/1592394759231.webm

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kpop
more specifically kim "dubu" dahyun

This is mega virgin alert territory.

completely retarded

twitter.com/ComradeEva1917
THIS is the poster behind every kiwi flag
let that sink in

I can’t lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies

what if my kind of gf is the chess playing beer drinking in the park type?

first date should always be a drink
maybe dinner if you're in your late 20s

Have had an Adam Ant song stuck in my head for weeks now.

>hurr, based! durr, cringe! cringe!
Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?! "ugh, based based based cringe cringe cringe based based cringe cringe" I feel like I'm in a fucking asylum full of dementering old people, that can do nothing but repeat the same fucking words and look like a fucking broken record. "cringe cringe cringe cringe! cringe based based! onions onions onions! onions LOL onions! cringe boomer le zoomer! I am boomer?! no zoom zoom zoomies, zoomer going zoomies!" AGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GOD DAMN MUCH FUCK SHITPOSTING HONEST GOD-FUCKING I HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FAECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER, OH BUT I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGED ISN'T IT? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY-CRINGE BASED CRINGE REDDIT CRINGE BASED REDDIT ONIONS BASED ONIONS CRINGE REDDIT CRINGE

Sounds like you want a boyfriend

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

why lads, why did we get rid of trams and trade them for American rage cages, why

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whip in my valise? I bet it's whip in my valise

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would love it if my best mate was a girl yeah why not?

Sydney's rebuilding its tram network, dismantled in the '60s. There's hope for you yet de lad.

alri

that's a fat bottom

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more efficient use of space

Stand and Deliver.

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!
>eyes pop out
AROOOOOOOOGA!
>jaw drops
>tongue rolls out
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach
WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr
>tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart
Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady...
>heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt
ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum
>milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets
BABY WANTS TO FUCK
>inhales from the gas tank
honka honka honka honka
>masturabtes furiously
ohhhh my gooooodd~

name?

I have absolutely no optimism for British competence in infrastructure

Dave

cringe
tldr lol

Cornelius

Auferstanden aus Ruinen
Und der Zukunft zugewandt

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pepeJAM
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finished my bottle of wine.