Why are they the most unfunny posters?

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Why are these subhumans in my thread?

There was a time when fins were the kings of Zig Forums. Then the aussies took over. They're both middling now.

Stop making finland threads you fucking retard noncountry nigger

They're like Russia, but unsuccessful, small, irrelevant and ugly.

Still love them tho.

>Finns
>unfunny

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>Stop making finland threads you fucking retard noncountry nigger

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Stop making finland threads you fucking retard noncountry nigger

Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on Ylilauta
>complete fingol
>hates Swedes
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity
Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives fingol deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>spurdo spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to raceplay porn
>shame from anti-Finnish perversions drive fingol deeper into politics and isolation
Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom Finn sissy hooks up with a Swedish bull
>though shy and nervous, the moment Swedish dick enters his mouth the fingol is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the Swedish man's musk, his heavy, continental dick, the fins's soft hand on pale Swedish skin- reaffirm the fingol's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back
Stage 4: Dedication
>sissy fin boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practising a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous
Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by Swedish cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because Finnish extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration from Sweden
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BSC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his fin booty for Swedish men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views other fins with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses discord only to post ERP
>thanks Swedish cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion

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>Suomi mentioned

Based

Retard american

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>“I still have some work to finish, I'll come sleep soon too.” I told my wife. She simply nodded back to me.
>“I love you Anna.” I told her.
>“I love you too, Pekka.” she responded with little enthusiasm. I didn't think much of it at the moment, “She must just be tired from work.” I thought. Lately I'd discovered a new passion anyway that was taking up my interest, my sex life with my wife has been stale for years now anyway.
>I grabbed a cold beer from the fridge and headed to my work room, only wearing a bathrobe. I lit up the screen of my computer and closed all of the work tabs I had put up there prepared in case my wife goes snooping around on my computer. “Work, as if.” I smugly giggled to myself.
>A few years ago a colleague of mine had introduced me to Zig Forums. Of course I'd known of it before, but it hadn't really caught my interest. But as I saw my friend laughing at things there like an idiot, I thought I might as well give it a chance. I naturally gravitated towards the international board, as I'd always held an interest in foreign cultures, and also they seemed to discuss my country of Finland pretty often. I'm easily suckered in by patriotism, I can't help it. However more recently I'd found a new thing that interested me on this board.
>My asshole twitched in enthusiasm of what was to come. I had shaved my legs while taking a shower and going to the sauna, I had my buttplug and lube I ordered online ready, and my small pecker was at full mast.
>I opened the catalog and quickly like a hawk spotted it.

>ur cunt
>how common is this kind of behavior in your country?

>Next to it was an image of two anime boys kissing and fondling each other.
>I'd found it. I had to restrain myself as not to cum right then and there already. “I still have some work to finish.” I told myself, recalling the words I told my wife.
>I looked through the posts with drool in my mouth. Instead of just role playing like usual, today I had something special to post.
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that's a canadian you slant eyed fuck

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>I pulled up my bathrobe to expose my freshly shaved, baby smooth legs. I was so happy that even a grown man like me could have at least one part of my body that was that sexy.
>I adjusted the lamp on my table to get the perfect lighting, and then I grabbed my phone to prepare taking a picture. I was wearing nothing under my bathrobe, so as it was pulled up my anal region and penis were on full display. I waited for the camera to focus...
>“Man you a nasty ass whiteboi!” I heard an unfamiliar voice call to me from inside the room. It scared me so much I dropped my phone and fell on my ass.
>Before I could fully even comprehend what had just happened, a 6'11'' muscular black man came from inside of my closet, and my wife opened the work room door laughing her ass off. “This can't be happening.” I thought.
>I was ready to run away in shame or possibly even defend myself as my wife walked up to the man and kissed him deeply, allowing him to cup her voluptuous buttock.
>“Relax whiteboi, I ain't mad at ya. I can help you.” he said in a soothing voice. I picked myself up from the floor. “W-what do you mean?” I begged him.
>“You wanna be a sissy ass bitch, right? I can do dat for ya.” he told me. I had no idea what he was talking about. The two seemed to pick up on this, and my wife simply kneeled down before him and pulled down his zipper, and with her white silky hands pulled out this enormous 12'' black, monster cock.
>In the blink of an eye his penis raised to full mast and covered me from head to toe in his man-goo. I was beginning to get a little bit agitated. I'm a grown man! How dare I be treated like this! I decided to give this nigger a piece of my mind.
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>americans dont know what continent their bordering neighbours are in

>''Hey cu-.'' I began, but was stopped as I was shocked by something. My voice was different. And once I looked at it a bit closer, my whole body was. Somehow, by this man jizzing on me, my body had been transformed into that of a woman, well except that my small penis was still intact, somehow even smaller than before.
>“From dis day on both of you crackas will be ma sextoys, you got dat?” he commanded. “Yes master.” my wife quickly agreed.
>I couldn't do anything against this menacing black golem before me, and frankly I'd never seen someone display as much masculine energy. The pheromones from his dick drew me to him.
>“Y-yes master.” I too replied.
>This was the day my asshole became a boipucci.

>implying anyone wants to acknowledge they're next to leafs

hey can i get a tldr

Did you know that guy lurked and posted here

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I did not know that. That's pretty based. What's his story?