>tfw mom named me Jelly
Tfw mom named me Jelly
Aaron Jones
Justin Watson
why
Parker Green
Colton Clark
ok
Tyler Barnes
lol u jelly?
Nathaniel Allen
>tfw mom named me Al-Jabuttah
Mason Barnes
It's a girl's name, right?
Can we see a boobie?
Andrew Campbell
So change it. You're an adult (presumably) and you have control over your own identity.
Easton Allen
I literally am
My fucking name got pinned to the outside of where I work for everyone to see
Brayden Hall
Jelly E. Fish
Parker Foster
You work with Jake Paul?
Ryan Evans
this
Christian Sanders
>Shelby
She's probably look like this, am i right?
Jose Perez
I’m a boy, it’s not a girls name because it’s not a name at all
My name is JELLY
Joshua Allen
>Don't worry honey, I know the perfect name.
Evan Martin
>tfw surname is "Fuggit"
Guess what I was called in High School.
Xavier Hall
>chick-fil-a
in america fast food restaurants congratulate graduates
Adrian Gomez
I wish Jelly Fugget was a real person
Robert Morris
We all work here together
Carson Sanders
only women are capable of doing this. all the women you meet with names like mikinna muhkayla mukaka and kaylee, kaylin, caitee, etc - those names are the products of women. same with jayden and hayden and bladen.
in the old days, naming children was a task entrusted to men. because they dont pick random syllables they happen to think sound cute. just literal noises you get from opening your mouth real wide and cute-like, as if taking a selfie or trying to impress a man with your big wet mouth, and then vocalizing.
did you know it was adam who named all the animals in the bible?
Jason Torres
I’ll be your peanut butter ;)
Gabriel Cox
Adam never existed
Nicholas King
thought this was a picture of an evisceration
Noah Hughes
that isn't relevant you poor child
Parker Harris
FUGG :D:D:DDD
Nathan Sanchez
And how should a name work?
Tyler Murphy
lmao
Lincoln James
>My name is the name of an Ancient Arabian Tribe
>I'm North African
Luis Rodriguez
it should be pre-existing from a time when men named kids.
humanity has been around long enough that we have all the names we'll ever need.
theres no greater signifier of having a single mom, or a mom who has remarried and whose ex-husband is still alive, or a father who frankly doesn't care - than the name "kaylin" (aka Kaitlyn but with the T removed so mom can keep her drooling mouth open longer)
Asher Foster
proper
Kayden Gray
>it should be pre-existing from a time when men named kids.
So... how did they come up with those names?
Carter Evans
it varies, woman.
place names, tribe names, biblical names - it varies all the way back to the caveman days, when language itself was being formulated.
we are no longer those voiceless animals but creatures with formal words that follow conventions which you sound stupid for rejecting.
Brandon Moore
damm your mom did you dirty
hope life treats you well jelly