/brit/

want one of the ARM MacBooks when they come out but I also need bootcamp

sad!

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blog on

it still works because becoming a tranny to try and erase a history of sexual assault is a 'gimmick' of sorts, and amer should definitely top himself

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2026, Australian civil war

This was the mostly peaceful gathering in Brixton last night, everyone was fine until the police turned up and ruined it.

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Foxy Knoxy lads

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Yeah Amer is pretty grim, and most reddit trannies are worse.
But what that other poster said is clearly nonsense, there are still many who are passable and/or attractive.

remember first time i had sex (or tried) couldnt get hard and didnt know where the hole was
ending up just standing over her while you stroked my limp dick with like 2 fingers

never saw her again after that
didnt have sex till like 2 years later

still suffering from ptsd over that event

im gay now also btw lol

think you have your wires crossed, the original post was about a woman called moni

Alri

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ok tranny chaser
are you going to post some heavily doctored selfies for me and pretend they aren't clocked immediately in real life for their male frame

was there ever a more based man?
youtube.com/watch?v=DPKvT52ZUi8

HER name is MONICA

SHE is INNOCENT

SHE is BEAUTIFUL AND STUNNING

AND YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

Terry Crews is my bootlicker of choice.

Are Greta is prepared for a flood. She's got good rain gear. And a boat. Are Xin Ying Pooh prepared?

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justify THIS

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amer is the single worst poster /brit/ has ever been subjected too. what a disgusting spiteful fucked up individual. only a bullet to his brain can fix him.

there a link to ribena getting trashed

Just one whiff

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Just a classic bit of Aussie banter

dire gimmick
dire gimmick

remember Larry?

Cheating convict bastards
Literally the reason Australia and New Zealand remain two separate countries to this day

every time i go to my corner shop i see people making small talk and jokes with the shopkeeper but i never can, i’m so boring

Mad how yanks have legit QAnon people running for office

do you know the fable of the scorpion and the frog
well tl;dr aussies are always going to cheat because it's their nature, they don't see it as an immoral act

This but for haircuts and taxis
cant be ARSED making chitchat about nothing with a man who only watches reality TV and listens to talkspot

embarrassing how anyone takes that seriously
it's so obviously a random guy shitposting

listening to sade (pronounced shah-day)

>These people conquered the entire world for shits and giggles, genocided millions in an industrial manner and perfected warfare in a bloody manner for hundreds of years

>depresion

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Is it even the same one anymore. I thought pretty quickly ''his'' trip started changing without notice.

read "how to win friends and influence people"
life changing book

hate hate private couriers
hate DPD hermes yodel

STUPID CUNTS STOP STEALING AND SMASHING UP MY PARCELS

Just got into my comfy bed lads.
Who else here is comfy posting?

would suck her toe jam

I'll join you soon

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virgin psychopath book for autistics

>perfected warfare
they did invent concentration camps and perfected ways to starve tens of millions

don't do this

>how to win friends and influence people
'the secret' for male losers

watch the game last night then?

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Was under the impression it was mostly common sense advice but useful for autists that never learned that stuff naturally

keep losing chess games lads, nothing's working

>Mad how yanks have legit QAnon people running for office
If you want to get upset, see how many burger cops who sports "III%" tattoos. Few, but one is two too many.

Every single relevant war for almost 2 millennia was whites vs other whites

yer a wizard, arry

idk possibly, cripplechan is dead now so I don't know if the trips work the same on other sites
word is generally most of the true believers are fucking tech inept boomers who don't even understand imageboard culture so weren't able to deduce it was fake and gay

glad the meme about white women shagging dogs is finally over

oh dear
another mentally ill roastie
probably just finished reading "the secret"
lmao

Ordered a parcel via Hermes 6 months ago. It never arrived. Attempts to contact them, declined...
Fucking criminal thieves next time I see a Hermes driver let's just say it may be his final delivery...