This triggers the European

that is for "living space" basements and garages do not count

And this, my cum-rationing European friends, is called a "yard".

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It’s a high middle class house

>teleports behind you
>hehe nothin personnel kiddo

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If basements and garages were included my house would be 400 m2

We have the basement

Are you sure? I can't find any methodology info for that pic

Look at real estate listings, it's always living space

they don't understand how rare it is to be hit by a tornado

Every american is a temporary embarrassed millionaire with tens of thousands in debt and loan payments blogging from their 1 bedroom apartment, posting pictures of things they think they’ll eventually own.
Why do they always spam very tailored google image results on Zig Forums as if it makes their shithole look good

yes, so small and i cant see it in that picture but im shure there are other neighbours much too close on all sides

I know a few people that have been struck by lightning (in boats), but not hit by tornado

That's all that's going to be left after the twister sucks up all the plaster and plywood you use to build your dollar store kiddy house McMansions

>Every american
absurd absolute

see

that looks very nice

this does not

>see
meant for this tard

And it’s still bigger than the average yuropoor house

are you worried at all about tornadoes where you live?
me, no

This triggers the american hollow wood shack

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which one is your house?

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>absurd absolute
why are you americans this fucking retarded
it’s bants
BANTS
it’s not literal you stupid monkey. Go post pictures of the ford explorer you’ll never own or whatever. Jesus fuck. Every time you say anything about americans on Zig Forums it’s the same reaction

Lmao Euros know how shitty american "architecture" is

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Never even seen a tornado.

Bruh, this was literally a secret military housing community during the Manhattan project.

>fuck yeah our houses are bigger because we cut every corner possible and get the cheapest possible building materials and get knocked down quicker than a statue of stonewall jackson in seattle USA #1 motherfucker

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Bunch of yuppies have been buying up the nice wide properties, with a modest house and beautiful backyard, and instead knocking them down, salting the earth, and placing two copy-paste glassy monstrosities on its grave. Painfully disheartening

I personally am not for the McMansion meme, many of those houses are very nice homes. The more elaborate ones can be a bit tacky, but generally speaking american (upper) middle class homes are very nice to look at, and probably very nice to live in.

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I'm going to point an array of fans into the atlantic to create a tornado to knock down your rickety discount bin playmobil shitshack american

very nice composition

I like my house.
Why would I need all that extra space? Not like I have 14 kids.

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how will old worlders ever recover?

Not taking away ecological space from trees and other living things.

This is actually 4D chess right there.

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mutts dreams

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