Are grandmas in your country known for cooking way too much food when grandchildren visit?

Are grandmas in your country known for cooking way too much food when grandchildren visit?

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Your grandma is known for sucking a mean dick

Not in America. Grandmas just tell the oldest to go buy cheeseburgers for everyone

My grandma was British and she cooked like crap.

yes

sort of. she has dementia and keeps insisting every 2 minutes that I eat something. she really just wants to be able to offer something and not feel old and useless.

>visiting your relatives
do you really?

yes

same

my grandma was a shit cook. every woman in my family is a shit cook. only my father and i are remotely competent at making food

Not only my grandma but pretty much anytime I visit a relatives' house

I was the only grandkid who didn't pretend to didn't notice my grandmother if I saw her in public, idk why, she was rude and mean but she started treating me better in her last years

>tf
>tp

Yeah, my white grandma does it, but not as hardcore as my gfs Puerto Rican grandma, she absolutely stuffs us with pastelillos as soon as we walk in, then she makes breakfast burritos and slices fruit and makes crackers with cream cheese and guava. Idk how she does all of this in like 23 minutes from scratch. Basically when I'm hungry and broke I ride my bike to gfs grandma's house and in under 30 minutes I have a feast forcefully shoved down my throat. It is great, she's a fantastic cook and really fast. Also she washes dishes with 500 degree celsius water and it doesn't hurt her hands.

My grandma usually makes food for 40 people at Midsummer even though we're usually only 20 people at the most. My uncle is fat though and can't stop eating

yes my friends joke about it all the time
personally though my grandparents live in another country and they get mad at me whenever I don't finish my plate

Yeah. It kinda sucks because I have marfan syndrome and the ultimate lankgod and my grandma's always say "you're too skinny you need to eat here eat this 6 lb plate of food even though you've eaten 3 lbs of food like 90 minutes ago please eat you're so skinny".

Been living with my grandma for 4 years now

Living with your grandparents is common in Brazil

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That is nice and you're a good grand child. Also bumping this thread because this is important, grandma's want to slowly murder everything in their path with butter

No. She didn't have food in her house. She would customarily offer me a glass of 7-up, which I would accept.

Every time I refused food from my grandmother she'd be confused and ask if I didn't like X food offered and offer me something else.

my grandma auto-refills my plate when I'm just in the middle of eating

this

Damn, the famine really fucked you guys up.

Every time I spend a week with my grandma in the countryside I come back 10kg heavier.

>sit at table
>start filling plate with food
>take the food, user, take the food
>I'm already taking the food, grandma, as you can see
>why didn't you take more food?
>I took enough food, grandma
>try the pork, user
>I'm already eating beef, grandma
>finish eating
>what, user? you're already done? take more
>no, grandma, I ate more than enough
>take more, user
>no, grandma
>TV show with black people comes on
>fucking niggers, never worked a day in their life
>leave the niggers alone, grandpa

your grandpa sounds like my grandpa (pbuh)
''There is a damned monkey in a suit on television! Don't act so professional you god damned nigger''

Lol. She doesnt even ask anymore. I turn around for one second and turn back and there's 8 new chickens in my plate

>visited my relatives about 2 years ago
>they ate out constantly, huge restaurant meals 3x a day
>i was poorfag and ate every bite
>was so full that after returning home i didnt eat for 3 days

My only living grandmother is a bitter old crone who thinks she can bully people into loving her because of blood