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Heritage thread
>inb4 mutt hatred posts

Discuss genetic ancestry testing if you want but since that stuff is mostly an inconsistent clusterfuck I want this thread to mostly to discuss cold hard research on your paternal and maternal line


I'll start

>Father's Paternal line were German Mennonite Yokels who moved to pennsylvania from somewhere around Strasbourg in the late 1600s. Someone along the line must have been an athiest edgelord because we stopped being mennonites.

>Maternal line is Scottish who got kicked out of scotland for being criminal scum in the 1800s

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are you fat

i have nothing interesting in my heritage i am a euro/mexican mutt. great grandpa once said it is an aztec line but i don't know.

>Father Crimean Tatar born and raised in the North of Turkey
>Mother Dutch.... yeah just Dutch I guess

no I have a twinkish body type

Father's side is Tamil Brahmin
Mother's side is Tamil Brahmin, possibly Telugu-speaking a few hundred years ago (but still before 1700)

Propably. He’ll just look like Jabba the Hutt once he’s 55

English Puritans (includes paternal line from Lincolnshire), Irish 19th century immigrants, Quebecoise and Acadian French-Canadians, German, Montbeliard, and Swiss Nova Scotian Foreign Protestants, Scottish Covenanter POWs, Channel Islanders, and possibly one guy from Mallorca

Both sides of my family have been living in the Nuevo Leon/South Texas area of North America since the creation of New Spain. Obviously I have Indigenous ancestors whose ancestry dates further back than that, but I'm only 1/4 Native, so it'd be disingenuous to call myself Native American.

I assume he was orthodox christian?

mine is extremely boring

the generic white american package

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stupid mutt kys

Is your face cute?

dad's side: Austrian catholics going back to the 1680s
mom's side: Austrian catholics with some slavic and possibly jewish element

Italian papa
Norwegian mamma

and they never thought me any language other than english :(

I've been catcalled so maybe

Want to be my bf?

>possibly jewish element

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silence retard

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yeah but my grandparents Ariernachweis was clean since it's too obscure and far in the past lol it's just one ancestor called Israel

Only colonial niggas can understand the right

I'm 100% african

All 4 of my grandparents families have been in the same small village for over 300 years

Probably got a fair amount of inbreeding in my family tree, there is nothing abnormal about me though

What county? I found a little bit of cousin stuff in my tree lol

So, my father is from the village below Astrakhan and my mother is from the village above Astrakhan.

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are you saying you found your cousins remains hidden in a hollow tree?

I would hope not.

no i have a gf

My father ate a hamburger once before i was born. I'm 0,3 American.

Come home burger man

Gib passport and gun pls

My dad’s side is Pennsylvanian and my mom’s side is Texan.

Why assume that? Crimean tatars are sunni muslims

Mom is Australian of Anglo/Irish/Dutch descent
Dad is from northern Sweden of mostly Finnish descent with some Sami

If you're cute you can marry me and get a green card

I don't shit about being anything other than American and myself, in that order, so it's pointless to claim MUH HERITAGE. If you picked me up and dropped me into where ever my ancestors are from, I wouldn't speak the language unless it was within the last couple hundred years, and I wouldn't understand the culture unless it was within the last 30 years.

It's a completely meaningless thing to think about for someone who is an individual.