Greatest country in the history of the world

>sudaca
>americans using this term and not a brown shitter pretending to be american
okay Jose.

Thoy cathtillano y blanco

Based. God bless the USA!!!

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Thanks, mate.

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>Greatest Military
Maybe. You certainly spend too much on it in times of peace
>Greatest Universities
Yeah for rich people lmao
>Greatest Thinkers
That's just objectively wrong
>Greatest Athletes
Fair
>Greatest Food (inb4 shitalian and french screeching)
Butter, deep fried on a stick shouldn't be considered edible at all
>Greatest Films (see above)
Yes but only if you like Hollywood
>Greatest Television
Meh depends on your taste
>Greatest Landscapes
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
>Greatest Freedom
Freedom to choose if you're gonna die or pay a 25000 dollar medical bill for scratching your leg?

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>Greatest Military
A big paper tiger.
>Greatest Universities
Because throwing money at something until you hire all the best academics from around the world and then charging exhorbiant tuition just to attend? Yeah, I'm sure that's the greatest if your definition of "great" is indentured servitude to college debt forever ever.
>Greatest Thinkers
Yep. Progressive politics and retard political conservatives. Oh, and I'm sure post-modernism didn't fuck up the world. I guess we really are the greatest in that.
>Greatest Athletes
That don't get healtcare or an education. And then get fucked and dumped by shitty athletics organizations that suck money from the system just for existing. Wow the athletics industry isn't a debaucherous shitshow of inbred sports fans and athlete slaves at all.
>Greatest Food (inb4 shitalian and french screeching)
Ah yes. Diabetes and deep frying other cultures' foods is so awesome.
>Greatest Films (see above)
Remakes and fucking up classics never gets old! I love capeshit and endless sequels!
>Greatest Television
I like to turn on shitty Office, Alaskan Bush People, the Diggers, Ancient Aliens, Deadliest Catch, the View, the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and other programs all day!
>Greatest Landscapes
The casinos, strip malls, parking lot deserts, and strip mines we build all over them really add to the beauty.
>Greatest Freedom
1. Read the news. 2. New Zealand has entered the chat.

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Theranos company story shows that even the biggest and brightest of the America are laughably stupid.

>Theranos company story shows that even the biggest and brightest of the America
I don’t know why foreigners can’t understand that those people are not our biggest and brightest.

>Greatest Military
Whats the point of having numbers if you can't even win a war against literal goat fuckers
>Greatest Universities
Metric created by Americans
>Greatest Thinkers
Lol, no
>Greatest Athletes
You mean, greatest importer of athletes? How many of your sportsman can sing the American anthem?
>Greatest Food (inb4 shitalian and french screeching)
deep fried corn stash.
>Greatest Films (see above)
Jewish garbage
>Greatest Television
Jewish garbage
>Greatest Landscapes
Mexico, your neighbor has much nicer landscapes
>Greatest Freedom
NSA up voted your post

People who invested in it were. The CEO wasn't stupid tho, like many criminals involved in grand scheme you can't call them stupid.

I wish it was Jewish Garbage, Israel have awesome movies

Fucking lol if anyone wants to see how absolutely retarded Americans are just see pic

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Really, they are the greatest country in the world. No other country on earth can encapsulate as much of the human condition as they can. Which other country contains just about every type of climate or biome that you can think of?

>Greatest Television

BLACKED.COM truly is Zig Forums kino

Based master race, fuck the lazy bad at acting majority

People who thinks american army isn't the strongest fighting force in human history is the most autistic. Modern wars are won by aircrafts and US can take on Russian and Chinese airforce combined. Tanks can't do shit if they get picked one by one Russia and China are only focusing on anti air because they are shitting themselves when thinking about us air force on all out war.

Amen brother

Are you going to do something about it tho

*was

Yeah but no one cares. We don't live in the 20th century anymore.