/brit/

yeah the boys
just on the loo at work atm me

mental how 3% can commit 18% of the murders

LITERAL novel in progress

Stop stealing old memes from /lit/

this
people on /cric/ and au/sp/ used to always get doxxed because they'd get stupid and post their first names and shit, and poleaboo and schizoleaf basically doxxed themselves but if you're not a retard then I don't see how it'd happen out of nowhere

>i rate morrisey

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I was once reading a book in a park and a dude passed by with a girl and said, "Reading some Shakespeare?" and he and the girl laughed and kept walking. I said nothing as I tried to understand the apparent putdown. I wasn't reading Shakespeare.

WTF was this...? Like drive-by anti-intellectualism? I think I was reading a hardcover copy of Inherent Vice with the jacket off, so it looked pretty nondescript. Did he think I was making a spectacle of myself by reading on a park bench...if so, that's fucking ridiculous.

Maybe others might have had a witty rejoinder at the ready, but I was too baffled, and besides, I don't consider it a good idea to talk back to rude strangers unless absolutely necessary.

Why has this memory stuck with me after all these years? I don't know! It was such a beautiful day, I was on the bench reading, and all was well, and suddenly I'm the object of someone's incoherent joke...

I guess reading in public was too obvious a demonstration of readerly habits for this insecure fellow and his friend?

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Bit racist ngl

Most gamers have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about

CIA NIGGERS
INSTALL UBUNTU

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lots of pretty upbeat sounding smiths songs 2bh
I’m certainly not an emo

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>I’m certainly not an emo

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>drive-by intellectualism?
got a grin and a chuckle out of me

/his/ is no less retarded than Zig Forums fucking haploautists every thread

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christ bit slow tonight lads

I get the /his/ crowd, they’re mostly fedora types with worthless degrees, but /sci/ I cannot crack. Genuine mental illness on that board

hehehe

no lad I’m not a hipster either
I’m an ordinary pub loving true blue aussie and I don’t appreciate your undue insinuations and hurtful comparisons simple as

the ice gives way beneath you, and you fall through into the depths of a sprawling tomb to an ancient civilization...

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the haploautists are pretty fascinating, some of the most concentrated autism on this site

Sorry mate we are all taking turns cumming inside your mother. I had firsties but i went more than once

DESPITE being only 49% of the population, MALES commit 81% of all crimes in the UK...
Explain that, why don't you? It's clear the menace of man has been left unchecked for TOO LONG.

Imagine if she just layed into my big fat hairy bollocks with her dainty little lady fists ahah x

spiked-online.com/2020/06/24/the-bbc-is-already-diverse/

Really good article this, finally somebody talking sense. Talking about BBC spending £100 million on racial equality measures despite actually over representing BAME on BBC TV. It does beg the question why? And to achieve what?

So as not to see him I'm obliged to turn towards the landscape. It's odd, now it seems to me the sun has turned to red, as it was during my trip out. But I don't give much of a damn; there could be five or six red suns out there and it wouldn't make a jot of difference to the course of my meditations.

Wrong photo

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I feel this captures the zeitgeist well

deport women I reckon

anime

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WHEN YOU MOVE IN
RIGHT UP CLOSE TO ME
*pops a mag in the M16*
Owowowowow

It's not "A E S T H E T I C" you dumb zoomer

>no lad I’m not a hipster either

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Men are far more violent than women and it isn't even close, which is why men should be stopped and searched more than women and people should be more weary around unknown men around them in public.

Where's /brit/

i go on /sci/ all the time but never have a clue what theyre on about so they cant be that clever really

haha what are you like

>zeitgeist
hat

Pointing out overrepresentation of protected groups is racism. They are only overpresented becuase theyre more talented and smart and werent held back this time

>Brighton gets BLM and beach cunts
Absolutely fucked

new fetish lads, chastity denial porn

yeah the girls

how's it goin girls?

>still caring about lockdown

flying in on Monday
cant wait to go to the beach

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Lads

Do you think the president votes for himself?

youtube.com/watch?v=N8belcUA4hk

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teehee :3

fuck off it's full

Might want to take your mother and give her some chlamydia pills mate

Just hate everyone lads
Going mad

yeah g- wait a second

should have offered him outside

Mad how there are literally people in prison right now for questioning a mainstream historical event.

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Have you tried becoming a “spiritual atheist”

...whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean?

any /ss/ man in

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This girl keeps popping up in my tinder queue because she's "liked" me and I'm BLOODY SICK OF SEEING HER UGLY MUG

Yes I know some girl probably thinks the same about me, don't care

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Little known fact, its considered bad luck to vote for yourself so incumbent presidents and their opponents always spoil their ballots. Its kind of an unspoken tradition.

blacks are only good at acting if they are playing criminals

Politics is religion to the atheists.

feel bad for her now

I personally discovered Morrissey through him being Paul Rudd’s ringtone in Ant Man 2 of all things

Yeah, but the other kind.

you stop feeling bad after seeing her for the 12th time

Fuck no that sounds retarded

just seems kinda silly to imagine trump walking down to the ballots and marking his name

Nice one retard

yeah eyup

was your city one of those rusty ones with lots of row town houses and a decaying factory or two?

>your belief system is like my belief system because they're both belief systems

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Bet she's interesting and nice
Probably likes filthy sex as well

not specific enough
who is the one locked up?

It does? Go figure.

hate this shit world

What a nasty piece of work you are mate

If you genuinely said that in a bar and I overheard I'd fucking lamp you one and put your head through people's drinks at the bar. Dirty mug

really though you hate yourself most dont you lad and your just projecting it onto others, just remember other people dont matter focus on yourself

Crazy how much better life is for attractive people.

Me? Loving life, personally

cheers big ears

Black people are above reproach
Disproportionate committing of crime is due to systemic racism
Arab and chinese representation does not matter

Diversity quotas in all workplaces, all art, all music, all culture

Remove racism by thinking about race every single day of your life

Are YOU doing your part

get me out of this fucking country

>What a nasty piece of work you are mate
>If you genuinely said that in a bar and I overheard I'd fucking lamp you one and put your head through people's drinks at the bar. Dirty mug

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youtube.com/watch?v=jOIvJTuCrlE&list=PL0860055297FEA6A1&index=6

No thats another horseshit narrative, I like myself well enough. But i have to deal with other people every day

Honestly fleeing the country as soon as possible
This country is going nowhere

All the other ones are just as bad or will be soon.

Everything is downstream of religion and race.

Dont care what anybody says Led Zeppelin were truly the pinnacle of making creative rock music that doesnt sound like shit

chebs

chebs

chebs

chebs

chebs

chebs

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they told me to call out racism when I see it
they don't like me doing that

I do thinking posting girls Tinder's here is a bit harsh, theyr putting themselves out there and youre just making a mockery of them for all of us to see.

Certainly not a nice thing to do

no that’s not fair

stop using british terms

they're both nonsense so i guess that doesn't clear anything up

and what have they done to you to make you feel this way?

is malaponte in

to an ideologue, sure

most are of pretty fit birds though, rare someone posts uggos

moralfag

He’s trying really hard to fit in don’t be too hard on him.

youtu.be/x6c5j5K_yX4
youtu.be/SmF0t42gpdQ
Yeahhhh

Bit slack mate
Yeah he’s a bit slack mate

>I do thinking posting girls Tinder's here is a bit harsh, theyr putting themselves out there and youre just making a mockery of them for all of us to see.

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no stairway

Too long a tale to be told

Please finger me

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Heat is fucking unbearable lads
Still 25C outside

Explains perfectly why people like you are fucked up though doesn’t it.

Yes they're literally putting themselves out there in the public domain
>nooo but you can't post someone's tinder picture, that's only for private viewing on tinder!

deranged angry child

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Oh shut up you fucking wimp and get an AC instead of crying on here

I only ever posted 1 (one) tinder match here but she was fit and thought /brit/ might approve and like to see

you dont know anything about me. also im white btw.
thots wouldnt do the same for you

>also im white btw.

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How come british politics has a non seriousness to it compared to US politics? I wish Americans would laugh more.

Also why is left wing populism so absent in the USA. There is very little capitalism hate here. It's so annoying.

I don’t need to know anything about you lmfao. You’ve already told me.

Whatever you cunt

I got an hour

haven't had a good kip in months. i stay awake til literal exhaustion then sleep for 6 hours in 2 hour increments.
fucking dire

it’s a bit much yeah

yeah everyone's a cunt except you

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Can't wait to shag the gf on Saturday

Why does my bellend smell of skips?

So?
I dont aim to stoop to thots level. Someone in this world has to do the right thig

youtube.com/watch?v=2rcRR_aVGVI&feature=youtu.be

Yeah I often struggle with conflicting morals when doing this
Instantly feel bad as soon as I post a girls profile in mockery or something, it's a pretty bad thing to do 2bh, feel like it's bad karma. I guess you could try and rationalise it by how girls screenshot photos of guys they think look ugly and post it in their group chats etc
Girls are pretty mean too

*starts dancing*
wa heyyy lads

...

phwoar love slags in high boots me