German finance

>German finance

Stick to engineering Hans, we'll handle the money.

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bros...this isnt funny anymore...

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Money doesn't exist, it's all our imagination.

It's nothing new, the company has been accused to making up fake cash reserves for years now

How did your regulators even allow this to happen? It seems insane they could have gotten away with it for so long.

I thought accounting was a fun career.

Like every other bank, or like the European central bank, or the federal reserve, etc...?

>Trust me bro, it doesn’t exist bro, I didn’t steal it or anything

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>All the London financial companies will move to Germany post brex-

germany has corruption everywhere, people here are just too subserviant to get mad about it

protestant work ethic at its finest

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Bullish

Short sellers having a feast.

BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>have to leave early today, I'll read through these business reports later tonight

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fuck bros. i've got an N26 card. should i switch to revolut?

don't they have audits? wtf

Yeah, I don't what they're doing desu:

reuters.com/article/us-deutsche-bank-hedgefunds/deutsche-bank-transfers-6-billion-to-a-client-by-mistake-ft-idUSKCN0SE08U20151020

thelocal.de/20180420/deutsche-bank-accidentally-transfers-28-billion-euros-to-wrong-account

Apparently only the bank part was getting checked and not all the other dodgy funds they claimed to have in the Philippines.

>by "mistake"
Also Deutsche Bank is mostly owned by an american hedge fund.

I wouldn't have thought Germany would be a country that would have much corruption.

the owners aren't the ones making mistakes

>germany has corruption everywhere

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I also lost all my profits after the airlines and cruises went down 30% again :(

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>deutsche-bank-accidentally-transfers-28-billion-euros-to-wrong-account
>accidentally

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A-am I the only one that lost money? ;_;

How much user?

I lost 9k due to

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Yes. That was stupid, Jakob.

*may not have existed in the first place

The signs were there. The FT has been talking about their misconduct for months.

fuck this gay system why can't they just do finance/trade without gaming it retardedly

1,5k €... could be worse, still that could have been a nice holiday...

Wow, that really sucks.

I am German mate, if I have to decide if I go with the Juice or with an strange Austrian dude you know what I naturally do...

well airline stocks should jump up in a year or so so I am not worried. Also, I just lost my profit