Could you beat a full grown chimpanzee in a fight with no weapons
Could you beat a full grown chimpanzee in a fight with no weapons
Grayson Anderson
Luis Bennett
Only chance would be to get him in a chokehold otherwise you’re dead. Chimps have 7x the muscle density as humans
Nathaniel Rogers
humans are taller and much mure dexterous than chimps
all you need to do is kick him in the head
Sebastian Cooper
Wait till he charges and then kick him in the eyes, if he falls down stomp on his kneck and head until it's dead, easy.
Brody Roberts
Their muscle fibers are completely different. Chimps can deadlift like 600 kilos. A chimp would fuck you up and gas you twice, they're strong af
Ethan Parker
churka
Camden Rogers
What if he grabs your leg?
So you're going to kick a charging chimp to the head? I can already hear your shinbone breaking
Jacob Wright
>Chimps can deadlift like 600 kilos
source on that? i agree that they're stronger than humans, but not by that much, it's not like chimps can tear off huge branches and stuff like that, plus they're fucking midgets
Jayden Davis
that's what you say before getting your dick riped off
Robert Wood
No, I'd run.
Brody Robinson
>that's what you say before getting your dick riped off
already happened
Camden Baker
>A female 90lb chimp was recorded as pulling 700 lbs with one hand on a dynometer. That doesn't mean that it could one hand deadlift 700 lb, but that it can exert that much peak force with one hand. Basically, a chimp could rip a human apart with it's bare hands.
It might be exaggerated like you say because it's Quora and some soi site
quora.com
gizmodo.com
Jaxson Anderson
Should have seen that lady who thought it would be cute to have a pet chimp. Literally had her face torn off by the chimps bare hands.
Chimps are not only strong they're dexterous as fuck. They're so fast they can fuck with tigers and not get killed. A human would stand no chance.
Charles Morris
How'd he fare against a chimp?
Jackson Perez
No I think chimps could beat almost anyone in a fight. But even without man-made weapons humans can throw rocks, which is a huge advantage for us at a distance
Christian Jones
i can tell it's exaggerated because i've never seen chimps tear to pieces anything that isn't a really small animal in the numerous nature films i've watched, so it's to belive they are so strong they can tear apart an adult male despite being smaller than him
yes that one old, fat lady, as if a demented black man can't do that too
i'm talking about a male in his 20s-30s vs chimp, not some decrepit woman
James Foster
one bite and it's over
Connor Wood
no unarmed human stands a chance
Elijah Clark
yes one punch and he's out like a light
Bentley Baker
my ancestor :)
Jaxson Carter
Humans are not capable of tearing peoples faces off with their hands.
David Perez
It's almost impossible, they're much too strong and aggressive for a human
Lincoln Myers
is that so?
Oliver Torres
No, pan and homo are different branches of the same ancient ape
Luke Walker
Same as he fared against a small Irish monkey man
Grayson Russell
No, obviously not. The human's advantage is supposed to be his tools, crafted thanks to his high intelligence. Without them he's just a smart, weaker monkey.
Grayson Bennett
>pull it up young jamie
Aaron Russell
apes can't run well on two legs and can't throw kicks and punches
Nathaniel Johnson
None of us could.
Jonathan Diaz
No, I've got arms like cigarettes. I understand, in layman's terms, their strength comes at the cost of stamina, but even if I, successfully, just ran away from it for ages a very tired chimp would likely kill me. I think my only hope would be to try to trick it into falling into a canal and try to drown it. Second option, try poisoning it, or does that count as a weapon?
Leo Peterson
Kicks and punches are human copes for the lack of natural weapons such as such as claws, fangs or tusks.
One chimp bite on your neck and you are dead in 5 seconds.
Isaiah Rivera
>Second option, try poisoning it, or does that count as a weapon?
Are you Polish by ancestry?
John Lopez
>SEX region education
Levi Hill
what's up with his obsession over chimps
Lincoln Richardson
Your kicks would just anger it, then it will jump on you, bite you, then rip your head off. You don't move faster than it or punch especially hard.
Justin Miller
That's a movie kiddo
They can run faster than most humans. Kicks and punches are objectively shit why do you think only humans do it?
Cooper Nguyen
Have you seen his MMA podcasts?
Jeremiah Wright
No they can't. But they are stronger than humans. If you weigh 100 kgs (not fat) you could take on a 50 kgs chimp (a female).
Robert Stewart
No, I'd shoot it.
Henry Howard
obviously it ain't going to be an easy fight, just saying a male in his prime could beat a chimp if he's able to land his punches right, like that one aussie who fucked up that kangaroo
chimps are scary because they are so fucking hairy and ugly, but i do believe their strength is exaggerated by quite a bit. never seen an evidence for their supposed strength in nature
because humans are the only apes dexterous enough to manipulate their limbs in such way
Luis Moore
youtube.com
Found a vid of a Uruguayan vs a chimp
Ryder Brooks
>Are you Polish by ancestry?
I had a great-grandfather stay after WW2. Why? Lol.
Samuel Morris
>hurrdurr kick a monkey punch a monkey
do people really think they can beat an animal that can climb a tree in seconds, has big ass teeth and overall is fucked in head and known to be unstoppable