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GOD I WISH THAT WERE I

me in the cage

These people will unironically be the death of us
Nothing can stop the chinese century

so bizarre when non-black people tell people what is acceptable to black people
americans can be quite weird with this

After months of applying I finally got the interview (and for the job I really wanted too), but now they've told me that due to HR being slow they're going to have to push back the interview by 3-4 weeks at least. Don't know what to do desu. Don't feel like applying for other jobs because I'd really like this one, but now I run the risk of going another month without income and possibly failing to get the job anyway

Thoughts on Joan of Arc, lads
?

privatise the government

it's a film
a shitty film

Dm is a very interesting newspaper

part 1 of a three post point.

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Blonde: Scotland
Brunette: England
Caged: Wales
Offscreen with a chastity belt representing Northern Ireland: Ireland

rorke flicking through the 5 remaining channels still on his skybox after bitterly cancelling his netflix subscription upon seeing 'black lives matter' appearing as a category

Brits are the only white people who can make good music.

Might wind up a lefty girl off my whatsapp by accusing her of white supremacy if she bought anything from a white person today.
#BlackPoundDay

reckon I know how she felt when the flames rose to her roman nose and her walkman started to melt

edition cunt

nationalise vaginas

part 2

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tame impala is australian

Kind of pales in comparison to the 1350 infections brought in from France, Spain and Italy

Everybody knows you act like a pathetic petty bitter jealous piece of shit about all of this for genuinely foul reasons and to cope with inadequacies and fuckups, ok kid? Everybody knows. Its not a secret. You’re not tricking the world.
So......Spare me, alright?

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watching a lenina crowne video

yellow chebs matter

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thanks for joining us this morning, emmett

thought you said you weren't coming back lad

never really liked this pride bollocks anyway
always thought it was a bizarre cringe fest
feel like people should keep things to themselves

blog on

watching a stalina crowne video

it never ends

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Statement stands

so as you can see here
the paper is reporting that 30 cases of coronavirusin the past 23 days came from flights from pakistan.

so its actually a government failure for letting in flights in lockdown but you will blame pakistan for coronavirus all together because half of the cases apparently came from there (presumably in march when it began because time frame isnt specified?)

Need to rent somewhere but everywhere is ugly and shit

Basically only use my George Foreman for making cheese toasties now

i cant understand what anyone is saying

Why will nobody think of the BDSM community??

is this how you spend your weekend

basically only use my george floyd for making toasties now

but HALF mate
30 is HALF of all the infections HALF PAKISTAN HALF PAKISTAN HALF PAKISTAN

CORONAVIRUS = PAKISTANIS
PAKISTAN IS WHY WE LOCKED DOWN
PAKISTANNM

Isn't the entire point of food to be shared and bring people together?

Subscribing to Emmett's patreon

nah its to be eaten and that

it says since june 4th
we need to stop all flights from pakistan forever, regardless of covid.

No you fucking racist

how the hell do you pick electives

yeah i like looking at the national papers on.a weekend morn

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leftypols been on the magnets again lads

>We need multiculturalism otherwise we wouldn't have all these different foods
>NO NO NO NO STOP EATING THESE DIFFERENT FOODS

Reckon the likes of Pakistan and India are rotten with it and case number are severely undercounted.

in what context, uni modules?

>NOO DON'T JUST HAVE YOUR OWN TAKE ON A FOREIGN CUISINE!! NOOO YOU'VE GOT TO EAT ONLY FOOD FROM YOUR OWN COUNTRY!!

the lunatics have taken over the asylum

railway signallers earn more than the queen

Not when there’s a potential angle from which to accuse someone of being racist.

yeah

Herd Immunity and no one has died from corona that wouldn't have died from the flu or complications. Ban flights from Pakistan all the same
simple as

You force a laugh through gritted teeth like your self acknowledged parasitism is “ironic” or something...but again, literally everyone knows.

*starts singing Don't Worry, Be Happy and breaks down in tears before even getting to the first chorus*

I hear you're a transphobe now, Father

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Might have a carbonara for lunch. Shall be following this recipe.
youtube.com/watch?v=Mprr5Q5Z7H4

gf been using my beard oil as lube to rub her fanny again, dont get why she tries to deny it

india is in bad shape

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you know maybe Breivik had the right idea

just going to have to get an asian gf when uni is back

want a white gf but can only get fat ones and I like skinny girls so limited

nobody:
me in bongistan:

peak

why do people call you schizo?
baffling

Good video

>creamy carbonara
have proper carbonara or fuck off you yankified pleb cunt

just go for something piss easy and coursework based if you're a sesh head
if you enjoy learning then i can't help you sorry

it doesnt say that in the headline or the article summary. nor does it mention that half pertains to 30 cases.

instead you get this summary that doesnt refer to the actual headline but instead hints that half of corona cases came from pakistan and that means 1000s of cases

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the CHEEK of this flag to crack a joke like that

almost like certain publications have certain agendas
can't say i'm surprised at your discovery here

How much do they get?

Why are the Irish right sometimes?

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>all these asians in the villa fan wall on bt sport
bizarre

the so-called ugly cope

no one cares, fuck pakis and fuck you.

scandis are arrogants cunts
yeah if everyone found oil and had a population of about 50 they'd be rich and get free shit too
not hard

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heard that danes can speak swedish but swedes cant speak danish

white lives don't matter

really hope he hasn't killed himself
need to find some distraction right now
time to write or play some shit I don't know

if you mean things for your actual subject then its just hard but you could probably harass a prof for advice and look for what requires it in future years. if you mean 'extra' stuff then just look for whatever you think is interesting because it simply doesnt matter. either way its not massively important unless youre specialising in somehting specific

morning 'sheed

only norway has oil you mong

Herd immunity won't be a thing. Apparently antibodies on last 3 months or something like that. Only hope is that is mutates into something much milder or else we will all be dying in late 50's, early 60's.

Should have taken chinese at uni

be quiet

someone give this brave soul a promotion

*as lives
now it's not racist

mad how the left being too left is going to make the right more right and push the centrists to the right too

good job you fucking idiots

no such language

yeah but this is not just an editorial slant

its a misleading headline and summary.
miggt need to report them to IPSO