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bong
anime
shite jf edition
weed should be legal seriously, you dont know what you are missing
poo
greggs make the best pasties in the world
just looked through rorkes window he was making a cup of tea
NORWICH CITY
nepal be kidding me
really? hahahahahahahaha absolute state. will rorke recover?
Ham sandwich lads?
dont think your flag is finished lol
black people can't be called goths if they dress up in all black, isn't that mental?
instead they are roadmen or gangstas or smth
thats beef mate
just looked through leftypol's window. Hes having a latte with extra almond milk
love me a BBW SKET in high waisted frilly swim shorts
Do you ever think your life was be so much better if you lived in London?
black people are born goths
Just arrested two blokes for looking through people's windows.
regularly think the opposite and thank the lord.
thats because theyre wearing black tracksuits and dont straighten their hair
looked through rorkes window he was finishing the late history homework his teacher’s letting him bring in monday
AJ Tracey Live And Direct!
just looked through leftypols window and he was ballroom dancing with a mop
just arrested some yank nonce cause he was peeping at a schoolboy
so glad i chose weed as a vice not alcohol, cant imagine the damage that would have been done to my body over the years of constant drinking
thats a bloke
that'll teach u mate cor
blimey
spitty witty
(my new rap song)
stop looking through my window leftypol
For me it's neither.
just peeked through rorke window and saw him coughing harshly after trying to smoke a pipe
for me its crack with a little spice sprinkled in
nothing like smoking a joint on the local burial mound, really feel the connection with the land
mommy
why do i get so addicted to things so easily? i drink about 10 cans of coca cola every single day. not to mention the overwhelming urge to constantly get high or do sniff. am i just a flawed person?
Just looked through leftypol's window, there was a hole in it and a brick inside, could hear leftypol mumbling something about "being on their side"
>nature doc about gorillas
>'gorillas are extremely placid and will never attack you ...'
>'so long as you keep perfectly still and DON'T do these 15000 things that will automatically trigger them into a blind murderous rage'
love nature documentaries me
addictive personality
for me it comes and goes but I’ve learned to moderate over the years
is that a girl
they'd probably still not consume it and benefit off of the 50b in taxes off of drug dealers and money put back into circulation
haven't had a hug since march 12th
Took my shot and she's left me on read. This fucking close from topping myself honestly.
*holds up my index finger and thumb barely paper width apart*
HIS name is HENRY and hes a BENT OXFORDIAN
fucking norton just tried to block Zig Forums fucking cheeky cunts haha
*hugs you*
probably closer to 100b in taxes considering it goes through like 3 people before you smoke it
just looked through leftypols window on xis padded cell. thankfully the thorazine hasn't worn off yet.
redpill me on Micheál Martin
need to wear a blubbering titsow like a thimble atop my 12 inch penis
mental how giants can't exist because of the square cube law
mad innit
Do you think Billie Eilish has ever once lain with a white man?
just looked into rorkes bedroom, a single bed
haven't had a hug from a non-relative since october 2017
just looked through rorkes window he was digging through a tin of baked beans, carefully examining each individually muttering to himself about 'legumular purity'
based
So fucking funny how all these gamer losers are getting outed as pedos.
turtleboi is unironically /fa/
frankly i reckon shes lain with her record labels top white men multiple times
I'm the george floyd of gamers
rorke just chased me down the street after catching me looking into his living room. He collasped after a minute however
lol nvm I take that back
*increases surface area*
I'll hug you for 36p
dad just did the crip walk
Hugging women comes with a 50/50 risk now.
You either get a nice warm hug or you get taken to court on sexual assault charges and your gets life ruined haha.
what about brontosaurus?
stagecoach is better than first buses
there's always more undesirables on a first bus
the 'about to engage in wacky slapstick mishaps with my brothers in various odd-jobs around town while somehow also raising funds for the local orphanage' look
I probably just burned 100 calories trying to crap out a single nugget
got a sweat on
Why is Scotland so racist lads?
Seen literally thousands of Tinder profiles saying "NO FUCKING TORIES" but not once seen it the other way round.
People who litter should be shot. In fact it'll be the first thing I'll do as PM.
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