I'm always late for work

2-3 hours late usually. My boss says I work in Indonesian time. I come when it's 8 o'clock in Jakarta.

Damn, I love state bussines so much. I'm never gonna work in some private shithole.

Even when I'm at work I don't work. I read comics, watch some football, listen to Arkona and discuss politics. 30 min a day is all I work kek

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> tfw work from home
> start at 10:30-11
> finish at 5 or 4:30
life's good

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I read yesterday an article on how hard it was for Balkan shitholes like Bosnia-Herzegovina, Serbia and Albania to enter the EU. Mainly it was bc they are corrupt, fucked up places.

Anyways, what party are you affiliated to?

>t. Arab rapebaby
I'm not in any party, and we don't want no kike EU. Rot in that Iberian shithole and shut your fat lipped mouth Ermando

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Oops!
Looks like a struck a nerve in there, didn't I?

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t. 'works' for 250 euros

750 euros. You were close though, catholic Serb

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You cant do shit with that money.

>euros
how come you use €€€, yet you aren't an EU member?

No user it's awesome cause we're poor. I live like a tsar. Besides that, my friend Enver sends me tons of Albanian 420. I sell that goody and that's 100€+ a month

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1. Croatia is in EU
2. He used it as universal currency so we can understand each other
3. Rope yourself you shitskin dumbfuck

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>750 euros
Imagine making less than ukrainian fruitpickers in poland

>1. Croatia is in EU
Ok. Flags are so similar
>2. He used it as universal currency so we can understand each other
gfy
>3. Rope yourself you shitskin dumbfuck
No u

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Fruitpickers make 750 euros? The fuck do they pick, golden strawberries?

I could use kunas. OP claims he earns 5600 HRK. I say its bullshit as this is almost average salary in croatia and serbia has quite lower salaries. Probably his dad got him the place.

>my friend Enver sends me tons of Albanian 420

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I've been to Poland twice, and I think you're lying.

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Yes, daddy worked it all out. I love my life so much. I never had to work to achieve. Except college, but it was so easy since my brain is so big

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based but somewhat bluepilled
i work 70hrs a week but i actually like it and money is solid. will hopefully get to 40hrs on 150k+ at some point

based thread

See how butthurt he got after I asked what party he is in, lol
Or maybe it was some high-ranked public servant, who ganted him a job after he had to blow him and get penetrated through every hole OP's got, lol

Ahhh shit I have to take a leak. Where are the poor people?

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Figures. My dad died so I'm getting though life on my own. Still earn more money than you, but have to actually work for it.

His dad must be related to ruling party. Getting decent public jobs here is all about knowing right people. Its literally impossible to get a state job without connections, no matter how shitty.

That sucks buddy. I couldn't ever work more than 30 min a day, it's sorta optimal. Plus I like to invest my time in heavy drugs and Russian escorts. My daddy is such a chad, possibly the only bigger chad than me. I framed his photo on my bedroom wall. And get this, he recently dropped smoking, started eating less carbs and shit so he can live long and piss on Vucic's grave. Isn't that based as a holy fuck?

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Umm I make more than 15k a month
But I do wish my dad got me a better job, but he is a lazy cunt

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Hello fellow government employ
I get 700 euro a month for absolutely no work here

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When i work i rarely work for 8 hours. And often I work on holidays and saturdays, sometimes even sundays. During worst times we have like one day off per month. But i like my job, so most of the times isnt that hard. Also load distribution is usually peak based, after peak is done it can be almost zero work per day. Just that it doesnt last that long and you get another project to break balls over.

Henlo friend. I sure feel like I'm above God in thos country. We're like the high positioned folks on tsar Dušan's castle. We fuck peasant pussy and never say sorry

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Ah cmon dude stop talking out of your arse. You sound like a Jew who likes working at Staro Sajmište

This is why i like my job

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Whores earn a lot of kešovina too. It doesn't mean that I will let the entire Wembley stadium fuck me tho

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kinda true, but otherwise I would be struggling to get some kind of head start. No one to help me but myself