Vacation in israel

what the fuck, israel

>Toward the beginning of the search an officer began clicking through the photos on my camera. She froze on a picture of graffiti, which read “Fuck” scrawled next to the Jewish star of David. “Why do you have this picture?” She asked me rather aggressively. “Because I was disturbed by it too,” I answered. She didn’t press the subject but continued clicking…presumably looking at pictures from a photo exhibit about Israel’s January attack of Gaza.
>Though I usually delete all my pictures when uploading, unluckily I had clicked save rather than delete when uploading this set and never got around to manually deleting on my camera. Whoops…
>Among other suspicious item; an Arabic phrasebook, a journal entry that mentioned a Palestinian(yes, they even flipped through my journal), stamps from Syria, Qatar and the UAE, Palestinians in Palestine guidebook, and a map a friend had drawn with a main street in Jerusalem, the central bus station and my intended hostel. “Who are you meeting there?” They asked me.

lilysussman.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/im-sorry-but-we-blew-up-your-laptop-welcome-to-israel/

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>Moments later a man came outside and introduced himself as the manager on duty. And then, “I’m sorry but we had to blow up your laptop. ”
>What….all my client case notes and testimony, writing, pictures, music and applications. Years of work. NO!!!! What?? Are you insane?? What were you thinking? THAT’S ALL MY WORK!?
>After much yelling, crying and frantic phone dialing (don’t be alarmed if I called you repeatedly this morning), he took me outside to see the wreckage.

North Korea tier.

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Cops are wankers whats new?

Simply restore from latest backup

When I went to Israel to meet a friend there they went through my entire WhatsApp log to see if there was anything suspicious said between me and my friend.

When I go to Israel Ill take a bunch of nude pictures of my large penis
Female cops will swoon over such a large goyim uncut cock.

>Sir, I am sorry but we are going to have to take your penis at the back of the airport and shoot it. Come with me please.

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>put the most neurotic group of people in history in charge of an entire country

>going to Israel

>stamps from Syria, Qatar and the UAE
kek, serves you right for being so fucking stupid

This, how retarded can a person be.

>an entire country
>singular
They are in charge of more than one country, they run Israel too.

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>When I go to Israel Ill take a bunch of nude pictures of my large penis
>Female cops will swoon over such a large goyim uncut cock.

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LEL

ha

What's suspicious about stamps?

They're going to snip it you idiot

kek this is a larp right?

Jews are just white people on the spectrum on steroids.
It indicates you've been to those countries to meet up with Hezbollah representatives

Based

>They're going to snip it you idiot
Retarded troll implying anyone is forcing anybody

You're telling me these retarded border checks are voluntary? The woman could just have told them she didn't want them to go through her stuff and blow up her laptop?

He means the dick snipping, not the border checks. I think he took your comment too literally.

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Unless they suspect you're a terrorist you can tell then you don't want them looking through your notebook and camera worst case is they call their supervisor and you're detained

I'm sure they're going to take no for an answer. Also this "only if u look like a terrorist" thing is a big fucking joke when it comes to Israel and you know it.

>border guard checks through phone
lmao, do they think a terrorist is going to keep his plans in his phone/muhammed/images?

>Mac
That was well deserved by itself.

Border check is never that thorough, they probably thought he was suspicious or dangerous due to something, worked in the airport for a while and I've never heard of them going through the stuff of people who aren't suspected of smuggling stuff or being here for illegal shit

She's a tourist, if you look at her blog she was in Egypt and Syria just before that. They clearly searched her specifically because she passed through Syria recently.
But executing the laptop is hilarious and clearly an overreach. I would've sued.

And you don't back-up and/or keep a local copy save stored on an external hard drive why?

Israel is pretty much the only country you consistently hear freak stories about the airport border patrols (other one is the USA) yet if you ask the Israelis there's nothing weird at all.
Dumb roastie probably didn't account for her laptop getting TNT'd

>arabic on keyboard
nothing of value was lost

Unironically, most of us third worlders don't do that.

Somebody's gotta stop these fucking kikes.

Nobody in the west does it either. It's one of those things everyone should be doing but 99.9% doesn't do and 0.1% is weeks behind on doing.