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American for faster typing without all those "u"

ah yeah brown people too almost forgot about them

the only difference is like three words and an accent you dont need to put on unless you're a faggot and your kids are going to sound like wherever they grew up anyway

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I prefer American pronounciation, but the writing etc really doesn't matter. Most people I know use a mixture, but tend to be closer to one of the two.

British and American English are different, its just that most British people nowadays speak American English because they are ignorant and consume copious amounts of media.

American, you'll sound like a tryhard when communicating with other people using british if you're not native

you'd get bullied in school if you spoke like an american you mong

Nice bait

They're both correct and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, just pick one. Just whatever you do, don't try and 'learn' a foreign accent

No you wouldn't, no one got beaten up for saying 'dude, candy, can I get, etc.' or any of the verbs which are heavily used in the wrong context in American English

I'm English btw

Not sure about that. I’ve met a couple of Brits now how sounded almost exactly like mid-Atlantic Americans. I was pretty surprised by it.

They talk with an american accent that's been extinct for 50 years? Intriguing

Almost all young people (and that includes Scotland and Wales) who live in urban areas speak like that

Stop posting utter shit you're convincing noone

You're a clueless mong mate, go speak to any middle class urban Brit and listen to their nasal voices and Americanisms

Never understand I’m shit

>Any middle class urban brit

Me and all my friends, you're talking total rubbish

you arent english you arent allowed to have an opinion on that

>I never socialise in public or leave my shitty northern estate therefore you're wrong

Spastic

See

wrong they all speak english but americans spell 3 words different. there is more than one accent in england too. two places using different slang arent different dialects. idiot.

I live in Essex and work in London but well done on really trying to keep up this bizarre act

Imagine trying to tell other people to 'socialise' when you're either a weirdo larping finn or even worse, a sad case englishman that larps as a Finn on Zig Forums for internet points. State

youre stupid. you dont compare the way south west english, south east english and northern english speak in that way because theyre all speaking english.

>what is being English in a foreign country

Spastic

The only differences between those places are pronunciation and slang, not actual grammar you retard clod

A schizoid lie is what it is

>formal grammar is different
>the formal language is in any way different
>whur'ye'to?

Neither. Do a 50s American transatlantic accent. It sounds better either of those shit dialects in that pic.

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Only absolute outcasts would speak like this. Guessing that's why you moved to Finland

Both are shit don't let anyone tell you otherwise

he's posessed by the finnish army's most academic english speaking finnish lets be honest he isn't himself right now. bring him home.

the difference is minimal, but when people youse americanisms i instantly lose an amount of respect for them.

Dangerously peng accent but long dead

when i see english people saying idioms i do the same thing

I grew up in America and I moved to this country when I was young and I had an American accent during my formative years at school and I can confirm that I was indeed bullied profusely for my stupid annoying American accent.

thats not a dialect though imagine you moved from ireland scotland or wales. they are also english speaking countries. the same happens.