/brit/

finally getting a haircut tomorrow
my mullet is beyond the 80's

There are people on /brit/ going into the office and doing full days while most everyone else is wfh and probably does 30m of toil

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need an updated kinograph
get the boys (and girl) together

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this is british culture

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shag her
at her age she doesn't play around and knows what she wants
just tell her

Across the way they stretch a line,
To catch the throat and break the spine,
Of the dirty blackleg miner

You there. Make me a cup of tea now.

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Wales looks so comfy bros, what's the verdict on Wales Zig Forums? Not interested in discussing /scott/ right now desu

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>I hate British culture
>I hate the idea of a nation and view boarders as racist
>ah yes/brit/ perfect

darren balmer

>start a conversation about politics
>get btfo
>end the conversation with a whiny plea to stop talking about the subject you started on
every single time
at some point you're going to have to examine your beliefs if people challenging them is so triggering

sex pest logic
one way ticket to a tribunal

>whole months of riots and tearing down statues and defacing the cenotaph and churchill and the like
>BLM put on Premier League shirts and everyone endorses the message

>BLM UK twitter account says Free Palestine
>every high profile celebrity distances themselves from it

oh why is life so depressing
it's so obvious the way the world is run

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praxis

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Dude fuck off.

There once was a union maid, she never was afraid
Of goons and ginks and company finks and the deputy sheriffs who made the raid.
She went to the union hall when a meeting it was called,
And when the Legion boys come 'round
She always stood her ground.

Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union,
I'm sticking to the union, I'm sticking to the union.
Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union,
I'm sticking to the union 'til the day I die.

>months
christ how fragile are white people

oh wait I forgot you mentioned at work
I would never date anyone from work, no matter the age and willingness
recipe for disaster even if it starts out well

twitter.com/mishtal/status/1277192065470922754
hehe

far to many jfs
i'm out

wank and nap toil cometh

>If your household employs help as servants, gardeners, etc., take one step forward.
>If you studied the culture of your ancestors in elementary school, take one step forward.
ah yes these are totally equal signs of privilege, one step each
hmm yes look at these results, all the black people are underprivileged even the rich ones
whereas this homeless white man is so privileged
the test works!

Pure cohencidence, goy.

Emma Watson has a sexy pussy.

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would you forcibly anally penetrate the prime minister of new zealand? i would

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You think this pandemic and financial collapse is bad, wait for the world war to follow soon.

>how fragile are white people
compared to black people?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rich black people are less privileged than rich white people

twitter.com/TarbhEireann/status/1277217568340795399
lel

Hate tea tbqh

Jews always push marxist movements like BLM until it inevitably turns its attention to Israel.

LOVE these EPIC costumes of those RACIST FOOLS!

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t. fragile wh*toid

Lovely weather here in Durham today

i love how hairy it is and that she showed it off on her 18th birthday

Wonder if theres anyone on this email address i picked

like chamomile tea and peppermint tea and berry tea and fennel tea and ginger tea
don't like tea tea

leave it on reddit next time

its alright but most of it is quite poor

fucking fly in the room
fucking imbecile

that dude had some style
straight out of south florida

my normie friend has convinced himself i'm gay because i've never had a gf and the more i deny it the more convinced he is
why are normies like this

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just wanted the boys on brit to see yer man's arms tbqh haha

What is Scott short for

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flying around some dumb cunts room lads

you can't be a virgin in australia

rich black people are more privileged than rich white people
western society revolves around protecting their feelings and bending over whenever they say "racism!"

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Boris Johnson's father has been criticised for travelling to Greece during the coronavirus lockdown.

Stanley Johnson shared a number of pictures on his Instagram account on Wednesday, showing him arriving in Athens and at an airport in a mask.

He told the Daily Mail he was in the country "on essential business" to ensure a property he rents out was "Covid-proof" before holidays restart.

But the former Tory MEP has come under fire for breaking lockdown rules.

Liberal Democrat MP Jamie Stone said the incident "stinks of one rule for them and another rule for the rest of us".

The prime minster's official spokesman declined to comment.

Greece has re-opened its borders to some foreign travellers - except those from Sweden and the UK, who have been told they cannot fly to the country until 15 July.

But it has been reported Mr Johnson travelled via Bulgaria to avoid this rule.

Tenable finished now it's time for a bit of tipping point before the chase

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So get a gf to prove him wrong

Rich black people combine the benefits of being rich and the benefits of affirmative action/pro-equality policies and end up with the best lot of anyone.

Scotland m8

fucking hell the state of that "man"

i'm not a virgin, i'm quite partial to prostitutes as it happens
not worth the effort i reckon

>live in a country or state where prostitution is legal
>still be a virgin

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feeling crushed under the toe of the bigfu that we call 'society' again lads

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you're on the wrong side of history rorke you fucking freak, we will fight you on the streets, we will fight you on the beaches, we will NEVER give in to facism

typical tories, can't follow a simple rule.

how?

too obvious
nobody is this pathetic

youtube.com/watch?v=iHsvA60r5Po

alright BTEC Churchill

yeah the lads

goodnight /brit/ x

Shouldn't be legal anywhere tbqh

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Corrrrr phwoarrrr hnnngh dummy peng tune

youtu.be/58TexsppsSU

Back to work goys. Mr Shekelstein needs you to hit your targets to get his £5m bonus.

BASED

ah yes quibbling over which millionaire suffers the most
none of them do

Night, night. Don't let the huntsman bite

where's the /brit/ thread for us catholics?

So if China and Russia were to overtake the world and influence most of it culturally, would wales be a good hide out spot so that I can avoid it all

Got bummed for two hours solid

alri idi

every female is a prostitute in one way or another

Yeah! I agree with this guy! Who’s with us?!?

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watched 'the last king of scotland' just last week

/brit/ is a catholic general

>catholics
'

/brit/ on Sunday

doing a think

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not much of a fan of catholicism in general but the culture of shame and self-loathing it creates appeals to me

>we will NEVER give in to facism
>literally KNEEL before me, because your race is evil and must be atoned for, whereas my race gets to order your people around from now on as compensation for the crimes of your ancestors and also empty your wallet
>y-yes sir

Filthy Fenians

CORRRR FIT BIRD ON TIPPING POINT TODAY
GET ITV1 ON NOW

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Not a fucking chance, bogtrotter.

had a strange dream last night was nice and normal for the most part. last act of the dream though I was in bed in a small-ish room in some sort of academic institution with a laptop and headphones in. I hear the faint droning of an alarm and a voice of the PA warning about a shooter. Then I look towards the door as it swings open, and there's a guy in a white knitted sweater and blue jeans with a handgun and as he points the gun towards me I wake up.
very strange, subconscience-berg.

/v4/ m80

get any poo on him

boulderberg is ordering me back to work to help push the boulders up the hill lads. then I've got treadmillberg on the other line ordering me back to work walking on a treadmill that never stops. the bergs have come out in force lads

don’t really know what to make of the question. let’s just say yes

wish I had a villa on the pelion peninsula of greece. based stanley johnson.

praying to jah jah lads

Did they block you from saying (8)chan?

>genuine affection with someone as horrendous looking as this

how comes when you eat like a pig every single part of you gets fatter except for your cock?

where's the justice in that?

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what happened to that equality lark

Going to build a megabungalow

*cover drives*

Haha no no i don't think so

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it's happening lads
q wasn't a larp

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because the cock is not made of fat, and having fat build up on your cock would make your cock useless

a cabin

the hope of the serial killer? probably

This was agreed upon years ago, before you ever got here.

dead uncle lol

pulling my wallace to this post

it's levioser
not levio-sah

snored like a fucking pig last night. woke myself up even.

Kekekekek

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WISH i could have lived in the 1700s. i want to wear tights and a tricorn hat

calling your penis your wallace has got to be the most middle class thing I've ever heard

>the atlantic slave trade was a genocide

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catholicism is just a plastic orthodoxy with nonce priests and black people

wish you had choked on your own plegm and died

you can still do that if you want

/brit/ is about slags and crisps and the finer details of life not worshipping some nonce with a ps5 on his head. Now fuck off to /x/ with your bullshit

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me too user, me too.

most slaves didn't survive the journey

English and Irish catholic’s unite

Any up and coming Slag Findom Girls?

Moni

don't talk shit

rumours that prince andrew has been arrested this morning and is being extradited

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what abour wearing a wig and cqrrying around a musket

not a practicing catholic but i still say my hail marys before bed
just the right thing to do

That doesn't make it a genocide, you semi-literate shitskin.

Homealone in T - 8 hours

Good man, I’ll say a prayer for you the night

What?

gonna watch a kino on filmfour

bet he must have been sweating then

arrested by his own police force?
as if