i'm going to be a virgin forever
I'm going to be a virgin forever
you won't find sympathy here this board is infested with normietrash and the likes
This girl would just look at you in the streets and possibly make a disgusted face. You'll only last 6 seconds in her mind max, so why are you saving her pic indefinitely?
No you aren't. Unless you are ugly as sin.
why?
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Don't worry, you really do get used to it.
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Same, achieving wizard status in a few months. First spell I'm casting is suicide.
Hitler was a virgin until 37, you can still be the next Hitler.
I feel bad for laughing at this.
what is stopping all of you from having sex?
Or you can cast the spell called "massacre", think about it
That's the hard hitting truth that you speak. But she would see him and want him to die and then after 10 seconds forget about him
Your special ability is undead though, you won't escape your flesh prison
Consent laws
I literally can't conceive myself in a romantic relationship with a girl
mfw had sex when i was 20 once and haven't had it since, 13 years later. I didn't even cum, watched too much porn.
Lack of willing women
>just get a hooker!
That wouldn't make me feel better.
But I don't blame or hate anyone, only myself. I'm not some incel who blames society for my being a failure of a man.
This. I can't even make an image in my head of someone taking romantic interest in me.
its just going to be like this forever
Lame. The most powerful skill you'll gain as a wizard is resignation. You'll stop caring about things you can't change and become more calm (but also more dead) inside.
Everyone who is not a virgin will tell you that it doesn't matter. The best sex you will ever get is by your own hand anyway.
>implying friction between genitals and an ejaculatory discharge is more important than acquiring knowledge and virtue.
Ok coomer.
i can tell you with 100% certainty there is a woman out there willing to fuck you if you get your shit together no matter how ugly you are
Im sure there is a nice guy for you somewhere there. Mohammeds are only interested in your ladies but that doesn't mean you cant find a nice guy.
It's more than that and you know it. If I wanted to nut, I'd jerk it. If I wanted to put benis in bagina, I'd go to Nevada and buy a hooker.
Reproduction is literally what every single part of your instincts point to.
Ready for this?
I own a home and car. My finances and credit are leaps and bounds better than my millennial peers. I'm traveled, I'm learned, I have plenty of friends of both sexes, and I've never gotten a hard yes to a date or kissed a girl. I was a bartender for 5 years and was the only bartender there who'd never gotten a number on a receipt. My coworkers never let me live that down.
Yes.
Why would you work in a profession such as being a bartender as a wizard, that sounds awful.
I really have to ask what kind of facial deformity you have. Or are you just fat as fuck.
shut the fuck up