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>its a new thread so i'd better post that boring jpeg that i've been saving

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london paki

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when my mum talks to me about TV shows and films she always compares the bad guys to what I suppose you'd call my bullies from my school and I'm 23 fucking years old and it's extremely cringe

deary me lad

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Like playing Forza Horizon 3 and 4 me

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>6’3
>230lbs
and yet I’m still a timid loser freak who would get pummeled by anyone who went to the gym once in their lives
don’t be deceived, most “absolute units” have nothing but fat under there

doing about 6 shits a day atm
bloody kidneys

more of a reflection on you than yer ma

move out kid x

At the end of the day its all down to property
Anyone can steal bread from tesco and drink water from a hose

enjoy watching bible lectures by christians even though i don't believe in any of it

kek this is me

Never bothered with 4 cause 3 was absolute kino on its own and the seasons thing was a bit gimmicky but regardless good lad

here you go made this one myself x

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i did but i've been made redundant and can't afford rent lol

you sound quite seriously overweight

get in shape and you'll gain confidence

What would you do if this Amerimutt (professional gamer) raped you?

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your ongoing support for /brita/ has not gone unnoticed, bruce

Peng

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one has to question the sanity of a spic/nigger/chink from the usa who comes to /brit/ to tell us who is british

tough break
life is bullying you just like [bully's name] and [other bully's name] hehe x
(no but seriously good luck)

126145395
not a single drop of british culture to be found in this whole post

HOLY BASED

lefty pol mad at this one

youtube.com/watch?v=Koll2tjLX_s

i was made redundant twice before 30
again last month
get on my level

youtube.com/watch?v=Hm8nyHYp_DY

looks like the first guy

lads

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why would someone choose to look like that

WAIT WAIT EVERYBODY STOP POSTING
let me just do my hair real quick
alright keep going

4 is a better map but both are great.

Norf pronounces his T very strongly, the skipping of the T is a working class southern thing.

my cope for now is that the gyms are all closed and will stay like that for the foreseeable future
not gonna kid myself though, I wouldn’t have went even if corona never existed

she doesn't look too unhappy, it's hard to imagine not being suicidal in that siutation

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this isn't a competition i'm trying to win lad

kek

looks like he absolutely stinks of cat piss and stale sweat

why does every british girl love the movie "angus, thongs, and perfect snogging"

144 beers about to be arriving on my doorstep

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engine sounds are fucked though

Righto lad enjoy

losing weight is a matter of eating less, so no excuses there. just stop putting so much shit in your mouth.

then you can build muscle after

just caught my 70 year old father wanking lmao. he thought i was upstairs but i had gone outside to smoke a spliff and i walked into the little utility room he smokes in and he was just there pumping away with a fag in his mouth. i pretended not to notice but walked off laughing. based old man

wasn't sure if i had enough money in my spendings account so i told the barman hold on just gotta check the Exchequer aha
i had enough but always good to have a laugh aha

yes and someone else pointed out that britain first is a southern organization
might fix it if I get bored

the french language sounds fucked

need to have something to eat before you start drinking lad

screaming

i literally heard a pom say "i can't wait until we go to the movies again (coronavirus)

now this bloke just said movie

but when i say it i get FOY'd

Love a good chuckle me

Last week
Pulled a root
In the back
Of my Ute
I was cautious
Double-wrapped
But I still
Got the clap

>dude weed
>still living with your 70yo parents
>dad that smokes
>dad that wanks in a cuckshed
>dad that wanks in a cuckshed, standing up whilst smoking
weeeeeewwwwww lad

my dad always calls it "the pictures"

wouldnt be able to resist would she?
shed be helpless and youd be able to do anything to her

I’ve never ever been FOY’d for saying ‘movie’

got this from reddit

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need to lose 10kg so none of that if im drinking

haha! that dog is wearing a tie! why's he doing that, eh?

>a leftist spic from america who hangs out in a british culture general

seriously what the fuck is his problem?

yep believe me, I’ve been on Zig Forums laughably long for someone who has never made an effort to be healthy. I know a pretty good amount about how losing weight/gaining muscle works
dieting would certainly help me lose weight of course, but then I would just be skinnyfat and need to lift anyway