Cover the HOUSE OF GOD with this thing, the writings on it are made of gold and it costs 10 millions in total

BRUH. Now when I recall the shit they used to say like this, that the black stone was once stolen and the scientist (has no name of course) became a Muslim because the black stone had some magical powers or some shit, and that animals don't walk over the quran i feel so blackpilled

Exactly, even the bible says so

My God rose from the dead, what can your God do?

That the real God is Ba'al?
Ba'al brings the sun from the east, if your God is real then let him bring it from the west

Yeah, I've heard about some of those Facebook boomer-tier stories without any substantiation whatsoever.
That same guy has made 2 videos on conversion hoaxes, like one about Stephen Hawking who supposedly received an epiphany from Allah right before he died, which would have prevented him from telling anyone. And claims that NASA had found evidence that the moon had been split in two at some point.
youtube.com/watch?v=poOwQH_MHm0
youtube.com/watch?v=9c5vw7zxlwg
youtube.com/watch?v=yyI7ag1J0lk
There's one video I can't find right now where they talk about how some Islamic scholars claim that pregnancy can last for like 4 years, all just to cover up some age discrepancy instead of just admitting that Muhammad's mother had him out of wedlock.

Uhh I already know that, Al azhar of Egypt who are the top Islamic universty unironically teach that pregnancy lasts for 4 years to hide the fact that Muhammad was a cuckbaby

Yeah, do they seriously think it's better to make up absurd shit like that rather than just admit it? Does it really affect the religion so much if he happened to have been a cuckbaby?

kek the more I learn about muzzies the more legit retarded they sound

*Ahem*

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They keep meming how Muhammad was the most honorable of his clan and stuff like that and that he was the most honest.
Yes, I'm not even meming. The head of that university goes buttmad over one kid saying that the "religious speach should be changed" and calls him mentally ill, then heapily goes on love TV explaining that pregnancy can last for 4 years.
It's all so tiresome.

based birds
Imagine just going around Mecca and feeding them laxative. It would be a real shame if someone did that, haha

I've seen this one coming, luckily I always keep my djinn protective spells around
Begone evil one
youtu.be/5sfoMFJo3I4

But was it really his fault if his mom was dishonest? This is kinda a choice between the common cold and full blown AIDS.

It breaks a lot of their accepted history and hadith.

youtube.com/watch?v=8beZNAmi5Yw
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My God bftod Ba'al.

This is just the most absurd claim I've ever heard about Islam, and it was all just to cover up some tiny little detail that doesn't even have any real theological bearing. The cover-up is far far worse than the more logical explanation.

kek

I don't speak sand people, someone explain what this is.

Never happened. I ask you right now, Ba'al brings the sun from the east if your God exists then bring it from the west
Simple as
I don't think it's a tiny detail, it breaks the stories of
>Muhammad was the most honorable in his clan
>He was known for being honest
>He had no reason to lie, power? He already got power because he was the grandfather of the leader
Add to that some quranic verses about his supposed uncle that adopted him, it's just a lot of stuff you basically throw away 90% of the things known about his life

Wouldn't it be better to just say that he never realized the discrepancy himself? This could have been a tiny footnote in the exegesis of those hadiths, just something like "This makes it unlikely that he was actually the son of Blablabla" and then have it at that rather than make up this monstrosity of an explanation.

Uhh I'm not about what mental gymnastics could been better
But this basically comes from other 1000+ years old scholars, and since here we do absolutely nothing but repeat what these idiots said at that time, we still have this.
These old Islamic scholars books need to be fucking burned. They teach cannibalism, necrophilia, pedophilia (they are taught to 16/17 years old kids to this date btw) and the weirdest things ever. Like if a man was fasting then he can tell his daughter to jerk him off but she has to cover her eyes? Wtf.

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>and since here we do absolutely nothing but repeat what these idiots said at that time, we still have this.
Really? I've heard that modern scholars completely ignore older scholars' interpretations about how the Earth is flat and such. I guess they pick and choose, but it baffles me how they wouldn't just throw this interpretation away as well then.

Oh and if a man fucked a child, then he can't marry that child's mother.
A man can go around in sex slave shops and touch the slave wherever he wants to check them out, even the son of Omar was notorious for this.

I'm seething again.. I just can't believe they get away with sending hounderds of children to the world after filling their brains with this shit

There are some modern scholars trying to remove the retardation of Islam, but it's just a waste of time compared to these leftist Muslims claiming being trans is halal,and they are the minority btw

>There are some modern scholars trying to remove the retardation of Islam
That's gonna be quite tough because all the retardation is built-in so deep. This is likely a problem with all scripture-based religions. Only stuff like Chinese Folk Religion can actually evolve as times change.

Yes. Many of the things they say, while technically good and I rather have them instead of subhuman salafis are just based on nothing but their own mental gymnastics

It's just a quranic sura.

>They said, "Oh Moses, indeed we will not enter it, ever, as long as they are within it. So go, you and your Lord, and fight. Indeed, we are remaining right here."

The Quran says animals pray to Allah in a way that man would not understand. They do not desecrate the cube by shitting on it, because all animals honor Allah.

Did you just say they honor the holiest place ever, by shitting on it?

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I did not make this up and it wouldn't be the most absurd thing to find in the Quran.