What happens here?

What happens here?

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$5000 USD into a Paraguayan bank can get you permanent residency. Also guns.

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Nothing happens there.

>In order to destroy the colonial racial hierarchy which had also discriminated against him because of his mixed blood, Francia forbade Europeans from marrying other Europeans, thus forcing the élite to choose spouses from among the local population.
no racism

Who the fuck knows

holy shit we need to do that.

Good soil and cheap workforce.
My family owns good land there.

mandated latina wives

Forced race mixing. They are officially the least racist country in earth.

ronaldinho

>$5000 USD into a Paraguayan bank can get you permanent residency
Latin America is pretty open when it comes to immigration, our whole continent is pretty empty so we always need people. You could get permanent residency here without any extra funds (but then again, I don't think it's ever a good idea to move to Argentina...)

my ancestors came from there

I would do it for the second passport but I'm still in college.

me too. Looking at a paraguay passport.

The US passport is already pretty good, why get another one? The only benefit I can think of is visiting Russia visa-free, but that's not worth the hassle

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I'd live there and date a cute brown paraguayan girl who will make us chipá, mate and baked piranha in banana leaves every day while I sleep under a mango tree in her father´s extensive subtropical farmlands.
Sadly, that part of south America is too hot for me and they have mosquitoes the size of my fist that carry diseases.

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I want to visit Venezuela desu

Meh, to each his own. If I had an Argentine or Paraguayan passport I would be able to live in any of the Mercosur countries which gives me flexibility.

based

How is starvation going on for you argienigger? Better than Senegal or Haiti I guess

we own their banks

Very interesting country actually, it's easily the least known South American nation, it's a shame really imo. Like they're the only country of the Americas to have Latin as their official language, and almost no one else knows. How based is that?

America gave them a third of their country because.

This, but without the dating part, dating is for chad losers.
Rohayhu che Paraguay!

because what???

What are you gonna do? Fuck every THICC brown cutie you see in Paraguay?
You underestimate how crazy their fathers and brothers are.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M COOOOOOOMING

GOD DAMN

QUIERO SEXO AHORA

Hispanified Guarani

>>Fuck every THICC brown cutie you see in Paraguay?
That's also for chad losers, I'll just burst in the "flesh markets" like the holy spirit whenever I need.

Brazil, will you fuck me, and annex me, and take care of me?

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