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ah ESTONIA, home...

Ancient Lithuania...

thanks moneycow

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vro you fast af boiii

Fuck being a doomer im a gloomer now

Sex with aussie twinks....

You guys ever see a guy suck dick in real life? I have.
It must've been sometime between 1996 and 1998. Growing up in a 60 apartment commieblock there were A LOT of kids. There would be cliques, and we'd get ourselves into all kinds of dumb shit. Like, for example, older kids would buy chewing gum, eat it, replace it with a gum-shaped block of plasticine, wrap it back up carefully and give it to younger kids for instant lulz. And kids back then wouldn't get a lot of candy, it was rarer, so you could get children to do shit for you in exchange for candy.
So this kid, Linas, he must've been like 11 -12 years old, and his brothers had made a bunch of fake gum. They decided to prank this half-gypsy kid, whose name I forgot. On top of being a scrawny malnourished brownoid he was also an actual midget. I think he was like 10 too, but had the body of a six year old. Was a thieving little cunt with a bad attitude, so no one liked him.
Anyway, they decide to prank him with the plasticine chew. I don't know how, but they got him to follow Linas into one of the commieblock stairwells and suck his dick. Midway some of the kids saw what was happenning and then, of course, the whole yard knew, and went to take a look. I went too. There he was, the little half-gypsy boy, gobling up that finger-sized child dick. Going at it like a trooper, didn't stop even when other kids saw him...
And all he got for it was a pack of fake gum.

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if xyz is a right angled triangle with xy as the hypotenuse, the cosine of angle y = ?

Don't even know what this question is asking

uhhhh

90s were fucked up, man. Everyone talks about gangster ship, people getting killed, cars getting blown up... But no one talks about the fact that there was a fuckload of kids, and there was 0 supervision, because adults were too busy working to fend off starvation.
I once accidentally shot a dude in the back with a small home made crossbow that shot sharpened steel rods you could get from broken umbrellas. We literally played with home made explosives, for fucks sake...

you stoopid. cos(y) = zy / xy

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you think thats bad? When my dad was a kid they played with literal firearms they found in old war stashes and partisan bunkers. They were like 11yo wandering around with actual pistols and rifles on them shooting random shit

heyyy

When I was a kid I crashed my bike down a steep hill and went flying, could've died

i had a speedometer on my bicycle and went down a steep hill and the speedometer read 62km/h and i was like "i wonder what it feels like to wobble the handle bars". Almost crashed and died right there

Bet his friends didn't make younger kids suck dick for candy tho, did they?

nah, but ive seen male get fucked in ass

it was in my childhood when i was like 8 and i wont ever forget it, nobody was around the village so i asked a kid and where are the people, he told behind garages so i went there and they were all in bush like 4 guys, 1 laying on a cardboard and second one trying to fuck other boy in ass and they were all in queue

someone snitched and one of the kids sister came out and asked me if they are fucking in the bush kek and started screaming, i just stood there like wtf ... i think the guy who got fucked is a faggot now

So it is sohcahtoa then. I got a different answer because I drew it like this. Why is it drawn your way and not my way?

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I once almost sot my brothers eye out with a bow, like 2 or 3 cm below, lucky cuz I ran out of arrows with nails fixed on top just b4 the one I shot him with. Playing raiders was fun.

reading these makes me really wish I had been born in a Soviet Republic

when i was 11 a 10yo girl i knew sucked the dick of her friends 6yo brother. Wild shit

I always hear these weird sexual stories that people had as a kid but I've never had anything like it.

both your and mine are identical, just mentally rotate yours 90 degrees to the right. XY == YX

I lived up a hill, and a friend lived about halfway down the same hill, I'd just nudge my bike to go down with my hand firmly on the brakes to maintain a moderate speed to get to his.
did this same thing with my scooter, minus the speedo. decided to just wobble the handlebar a bit when going down, a few jumps here and there too. I don't know how I didn't fall off and scrape my body up and die

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because you didn't grow up in the wild shit that was ex ussr cunts in late 90s early 2000s. I think i lost my virginity at 10yo, perhaps 9 depends what counts

But my adjacent is xz instead of zy like yours. I got xz/xy as my answer

Americans also have lots of stories about fucking their cousin or sucking their dicks too though. I feel like I'm missing out

Anyone remember those small orange boxes with "anti-radiation" meds? You could trip balls if you took some of those tablets.

Nothing ever happened directly to me, I just saw a lot of weird shit happening around me.

that will fuck you up for whole life, youll likely become a faggot later in life

>I got xz/xy as my answer
thats sine my nigga not cosine

TAREN?

>youll likely become a faggot later in life
Maybe at least I would have been happy as a faggot

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>. I feel like I'm missing out
where did you live in your childhood? most of these stories come from deadend places like villages or like that when there are nothing to do and people come up with stupid stuff

i doubt the cityfags had such life as we did in our villages

Amazing shit, tripped crazy balls as a kid

>But my adjacent is xz instead of zy like yours.
No, your adjacent is still zy, xz is opposite not adjacent

I'm so confused now.
In my image
xz = adjacent side
yz = opposite
But in your image
zy = adjacent side
xz = opposite

Basically what I'm trying to say is xz is my longer side and zy is your longer side.

Only heard about them. People called them ''foffas'' (comes from FOV - some abbreviation I forget) No clue if they actually had some stimulants in that package. I suspect maybe they could have some med that had amphetamine in it, but I doubt it.

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