/brita/

then you’d get soap in your mouth

yes YES

bit of a grim feed mate.

on your bike stavros

Fuck is Uber medic

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hubba hubba

did 2 pulls up yesterday and no more than that
chest unironically job doms from doing that

i reckon ive actually completely lost all of my gains lol

mate you’re obsessed with that bloody show

Im laughing AND learning!

>England cricket team to wear Black Lives Matter badge against West Indies
Yikes! You do realise that's an antisemitic organisation, right?

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Bit of minted yog with the burger grate the carrot make a little salad and you've got the makings of a delightful dinner

Anyone else hitting up the pub tonight boys

do aussies ever feel stress?

Rupies is a very fun worn to say

when the dingos steal their babies

:0

They're pretty but I don't like fake

Tomorrow is the day they properly open and I am literally going to be queueing outside

piss off curry muncher don't care

I don't see how they could even understand such a feeling

deep down they’re filled with existential dread

yeah sometimes but she'll be right

reminder

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Hey my gf’s fake

not stressed but im still proper aggro for some reason

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second indian itt

don't see me in a pub for the rest of the year tbf
already had a take-away pint in a park, reckon I'll stick to tinnies in the garden where I don't have to face the great unwashed

if i get below 70% on any of my exams getting marked im fucked

Makes you think doesn't it

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Just remembered im in poorthern direland and the pubs are open again today

treated myself to a second carrot
and i mixed a lot of herbs into the patty

indians are like smarter abos

Wow thanks for being rude i will never post again

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i just cant imagine it.
here in the uk i feel like im always battling to avoid falling into the grim estate lifestyle hopefully eking my way into the gilded middle class on pain of grimness
such thoughts have plagued me in every exam, performance review and job application

whereas for ausser he simply does not know grim. he's guaranteed a life better than most of the world without even trying

looked better in the bra

disappointing

Remember when she killed that man

Hi

some bloke pronounced it 'erbs the other day gave him a smack right quick. no word a lie

c'est la vie

The data is in: Priya Elan is a poof.

for me it’s the she’ll be right attitude to life

Cuckoldery is the thinking man's fetish

wish I knew latin

hate indians idk why never had a bad experience just something about them

No, did she pop his head like a grape with her thighs?

youtu.be/D7aHOsxFP4w

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your country doesnt know true grimness. you don't know what the cost of failure is

GOOD lad

yeah never heard of anything bad happening to an australian now that I think about it
except for one of my aussie online friends who is schizophrenic and cries when he goes outside

Advice, lads.

I text a girl saying, what are we doing tomorrow? She replies sleeping (she works nights) and the next day she texts, do you still want to do something?

Do I go or should I tell her I can't. I'm thinking the latter to make her wonder what I'm doing and make her think she isn't that important.

good lad

The late psychotherapist Virginia Satir once said:
>”We need four hugs a day for survival. We need eight hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.”

If this were true I’d be dead by now

Saroj Khan, renowned Bollywood choreographer, dies aged 71

go you idiot

Dave Dobbyn & ‘erbs - Slice of Heaven

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post more milkies

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bewitched

google big tits

indians are just very grim westerners

>i suffer in australia
oh dear

australia isnt even tutorial mode its like sandbox mode with cheats on

>never heard anytb

post milkies

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I dont know who it is but shes black and holding a tennis racket so it might be venus williams

shit i have plenty of milkies on my phone but im on pc rn

Good riddance if she was muslim haha

tell that to our dear lachlan

spit it out

jerking off to asian coworker again

Popular gamer Byron 'Reckful' Bernstein has died

why can't I find the Richard Nixon speech where he shits on cosmopolitans on google or youtube

are you now
also
>jerking off
don’t make me FOY you mate

based. jai hind brother.

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just counted and I have roughly 260 GB of porn and pornographic videogames installed on my PC

bit grim innit

Did drdisrespect kill him

benders

fair bit

>muh orgasms

The (((((berenSTEIN))))))) bears

only going to consume australian and ritish media from now on, you are what your surroundings are remember that

sorry, having a mazza to hot asian bird from work

umm she's Australian, not Asian you fucking bigot

im all for big tits but the nipples must point to the horizon

I’m about to do what’s called a Yeah The Boys move

*AHEM*
I said “I’d be dead by now”

on the scale of suffering
godmode: luxembourg, qatar, uae, macau
sandbox mode: australia, norway, switzerland, singapore
tutorial mode: holland, scandi, canada, germany
level 1: uk japan france hong kong
level 3: usa, china, caribbean