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Hektors in the freezer edishjon

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Cocks...
Anime...
Gaysex...

'roo tits

shaved my asshole today, feeling like a twink now

>still no text from her
I'm getting worried lads

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for me, its pear cider

for me, it's cear pider

bad move man, you're not supposed to shave it, you're supposed to pluck the hairs
>pro
even if you're diet is bad you're shits are going to be amazingly clean, barely any need to wipe
>cons
no more silent farts, smallest squeek echoes loudly as your bare asscheeks vibrate due to the gasses escaping unmuffled by the jungle of ass hair

skype

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sorry, i kept her busy

I constantly have diarrhea so that is no concern to me. Also I believe farting is very uncivilized unless youre alone but then who cares how you do it

thanks, I keep hektors in fridge though

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>tfw you realise women have farts in their bodies right now
this is why 2d > 3d

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>Agurkai

fuck off
she would never fuck a scatvian

what does it taste like

would you be mad at your GF if she did some sneaky braaap around you??

the fuck is that at the bottom of the drawer, is your fridge flooded?
>doesn't do cheeky silent stinkbombs to annoy his covorkers
mate you haven't lived a day in your life
the worst part is, if you shaved, the hairs are going to grow back with sharp tips, and your asshole is going to be irritated and itchy

what makes you so sure?

i'd let a woman fart in my dickhole if she promised to be my gf

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metal gear BRAAAAAAAAP

Did you know they women poop?

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she knows about the red riflemen and how scatvians are backstabbers

imagine cheapest whiskey you can buy off a shady immigrant. Now add a kilogram of sugar to it. It tastes like that

not telling you (I actually dont know, my flatmate is shitty cook, I think he just put cheese on a plate and then in oven, now it's melted cheese in our fridge)

>you're not supposed to shave it, you're supposed to pluck the hairs
why?

Is this a new version for PS5?

you have enlightened me

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No, I meant the brown... liquid? Looks like someone took a piss in the drawer below the shelf that hectors is on.

Yes.

i know
quite often we reenact communist occupation of germany

I wonder why they never used a mechanic where instead of sneezing Snake farts

Yeah, dude it's just paper that he put in oven and is too lazy to throw out.

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Itchy asshole due to sharp and/or ingrown hairs.

i wonder if having a suppressor up your asshole silences your farts

I like smart girls, but smart girls are smart enough to stay away from me. Wat do, am I doomed?

girls (male) ?

estonia has hektors?

girls as in bio girls born and raised with a pussy between their legs, wide hips and narrow shoulders

latvian nibbas be like damn i finna save this oven paper

please refrain using N word in this general

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