Why do you have to be such a joyless cunt all the time? Lighten up

Why do you have to be such a joyless cunt all the time? Lighten up.

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My parents hate me

fuck off sven

not all of us have access to opium like you

kys Björn

Raindrops keep falling on my head.

What you mean Åke?

This but unironically.

I'm not a joyless cunt. I even recently found a job despite Corona! Soon, i will be taking care of retarded children.

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Why should I?

So?

Wanna trade? If you lived in NY like I do you would be so much more depressed

because I'm unemployable at the moment

Others having it worse is no reason to be happy. Should you not allowed to be sad because people in Somalia have it worse?

i dont know why but i have an intense irrational hatred for anything Scandinavian

>goals achieved
I have none
>someone who loves you
I have no gf
>tea and cookies
can't eat cookies, I'm lactose intolerant
>good friends
I never talk to my friends
>pet who is happy to see you
my pet only cares if I feed it or not

I'm not distracted, I'm depressed

you live alone
nobody is gonna care about your brapps
so just eat em

i literally have stage 4 cancer and im the most cheerful person out there
fucking cheer up and smile you cunts the world is beautiful if you can see it

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Does that mean terminal or what?

it usually is but no stage 4 means its metastatic and is a very resilient motherfucker to treat and is very likely to come back even after disappearing
its not a death sentence anymore like it used to be because of advances in treatment but understadebly its still cancer and is a very depressing illness

Okay man, live well.

whos gonna get your stuff when you die?

Im going to bar now

i dont have anything other than a pc and a switch really
probably my wife, not planning on dying anytime soon tho since im in remission

give your wife toif you die
he seems lonely

Doesnt lactose "break" when heated

sorry to hear that bro

no worries bro and thanks
its all about making the best out of life, appreciate life it can be easily taken away from you randomly just from you slipping while climbing the stairs

I you have an actual reason to be sad then you're not depressed. Depression is literally the psychological illness of inexplicable/illogical sadness and the retard who made that comic is saying that if you don't have a good reason to be sad then you're not depressed.

Genuinely perplexed by how someone could be this fucking stupid.

I wasn't, but bullying changed me forever. Now I hate the living fuck out of everyone.

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even me?

My humor goes beyond a regular's mind.

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It's definitely just banal shit that you giggle at, like some schizo would.