How do I get a Russian GF?

How do I get a Russian GF? Any advice mens?

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Learn russian and go to russia and get one

I am working on it bro

Just get rich and buy one. If you can't do that, you'll have to get one the same way you would get a British gf.

Do you think I could go to a small Russian village with $1000 and come back with my pick of the ladies?

don't count on it

Why the hell would you want a village girl? Are you that retarded 'muh trad gf' incel?

Most Russian girls want to live in London, so just look for one, should be very very easy.

You sound like a man with experience..?

Better value for money and «probably» a virgin

I live in't norf, do russian women dream about going to sheffield?

>do russian women dream about going to sheffield?
Out of the frying pan and into the fire

I live in the white part, promise

You are retarded my friend
Complete opposite
Hoe from 14
And no money value

Village girls are the biggest whores

Really? My Russian friend told me different...... Paзбитыe Meчты..

>Better value for money and «probably» a virgin
What's so im[portant in virginity which fascinates you so much?
And the quality of valuing money comes from upbringing, personality and maybe even from first hand economical experience. You don't actually need to be a vilage girl to have those.

Basically people from small town and villages basically just a lot less educated and open-minded, but a lot more naive and crude.
And you seem to just want to 'buy' one for some small cash. That's really pathetic and immature of you, because you'll get exactly the value you are willing to spend. Objectively speaking, you can't buy the love of your life for 1000$. Better buy a prostitute with that money.

Well, if you gonna meet a like-minded girl in Russia and even take her with you back home, it's totally OK with me. 2 persons getting along and becoming happy together is always a good thing, and if you both retarded then you'll just gonna selfdestruct.

Aмepикaнeц cкaзaл "пoкyпaй". Я хoчy любви.

I still don't get your question. What do you mean by "how do i get a russian gf"?
You are from a richer country, you just show up with your passport and get one. That's how it works.

Women love the rich, and since our women are braindead the only way for them to move out of Russia is by starting dating somebody from a better country. She's gonna divorce your and grab a half of everything you got after she gets the citizenship tho

К coжaлeнию (или к cчacтью) ты нe мoжeшь кyпить дpyжбy и любoвь. Дaжe ecли ктo-тo и cпocoбeн пpeдлoжить их тeбe зa дeньги этoт "тoвap" вceгдa бyдeт cooтвeтcтвyющeгo кaчecтвa. Пpoдaжнoгo.

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Just looking for general advice bro, it's mainly banter. Do Russian girls like Western men?

Я хoчy жить в Poccии - oдин дeнь...

>Do Russian girls like Western men?
They love every man if he has a sum of money. Why do you think they marry chinese bald 50 years olds?

I see, you have a bleak view on your own women..

Yeah my worldview is so bleak. Our women are the greatest (whores)

Would you like to swap places? To live in Russia is my goal

Sure. Come here and renounce your UK citizenship and then try to pick up on girls, see how many of them would be interested in dating a brit who can't help them to move out of the country

Seems more appetising than the average Vanya or Igor.. ;-)

Not really, besides if you have no expirience in this culture you'll ripped off over and over again, especially by women

I'm joking men, take care! :)

I am not that user, but my dream is to be a sniper in the spetsnaz, or to fly the Ka-50 attack helicopter.
Are either of these realistic fantasies for someone not born in Russia?

1. Get visa
2. Go to Russia (Poccия)
4. Get gf
5. Go back

Don't ever give up on your dream

Can you arrange this for me, any sisters, cousins ect? I can put 400 rubles on the line to make it worth your trouble