How to shave my asshole?

how to shave my asshole?
this is a serious question, my gf wants to give me a rimjob but my asshole looks like a jungle
also i think without all the hair there it would be easier to shit and wipe my ass

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>my gf wants to give me a rimjob

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wax

Have your GF pull out the hairs one by one so they don't grow back.

>my gf wants to give me a rimjob
i hope you black, and your gf is blond

>Tfw used to date a Japanese cake who kept trying to slip a finger up my 'Arris

She had long nails too wtf

You're Polish you should know how to wax innately

you can shave it with a razor

Get a beard or bikini trimmer and trim it. Are you retarded?

ask her to shave it and eat the shitcrumbs

Keep your ass hair because it will keep the rapists away, trust me

light up a candle and shake your ass over it

Just use a lighter it's real quick and easy

>jordan
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

what if the rapist likes it hairy?

Just squat and shave it

You use the last line of defense and shit yourself
W-what

a-are you mister baljeeki ??

In flesh

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i-i hope no one did anything bad liek that to you.........................................................................................

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I did get molested by disgusting subhumans in multiple occasions, but thank dog it never got to full on rape.

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same but i learned my lesson and stayed home...........................................................

you dont know what youre missing

It’s really not hard once you realize that all of the hair is on the sides. If your girlfriend is the one who’s pushing for it, maybe you can get her to do it.

is this common in the middle east?

No.

how is this Zig Forums related?

burn it

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EWWWWWWW

shit in her mouth

make her rim you with the hair, what are you gay?

fucking white men these days...